Merree Merree, Happee Happee !!

BBBT humbly bows hur liddle hedd and smiiilez (oh lookie! Wun fang iz missing! De vettie dun took it owt). She looks up, bats hur I-lashiz de-mewer-ly and sez: "I hoap evrywun haz a GREAT holiday - wif lots of love, frennship, good foodies (mite I hab sum pleeze?) and pawrezzints. YooToo Meowmie, and, um ... yoo too cee cee......."
BBBT streeetchiz, yawns, gets up and pittypats down the hall to hur nice warm beddie.

Happy Turkee Day to ALL my furrends!!!!!

Make sure your Meowmies and Meowdads keep you safe and that the onliest Tirkee yoo eet is Kat Food Tirkee.

Meowmie sed that maybe wun day there will be a BBBT Blimp in da Macy*s parade. Is dat Troo?

Yor furrend, BBBT

WARE ARE My VIDEE-OHS?

Meowmie added TWO -- I don't see them on my paige - do yoo??? (scratches hedd.... -- no fleas...)
Oh THERE they are!! (blushiz) I must been too bizzy EEETING to see them. Well, peeps and Kittehs, and...Doggers too -- ENJOY!!!
PEE ESS: you may have to Click TWICE-- once to get it started and then immediately click a SECOND time (grrr) to SEE the video!!! Thankyew

FOODIES!! FOODIES!! Rah Rah Rah!!!!

Deer Peepul -- Many thanks for your prayers, Reiki and best wishiz. I am now eeting.
Yor Humble but Fiesty Frenn, BBBT

Noat frum Meowmie:
"Meowmie sez - "She got a SMALL portion of food, because I don't want her digestive system to work overtime right now! She's not gonna starve. She gets another meal tonight -- First she'll get Nutrical. Then tonight she will get a pre-bedtime snack of Laxatone."

* * BBBT jumps upandown and upandown with ant-hiss-ipayshun.* *

The Straight Poop on my Purroblem

Wenn Meowmie leftid for wirk yesstiday I had not peed or pooped-- she was VERY upset and left a messij for da Vet. Well, folks, when she got home (on hyperspeed), she found that I had left her a PYRAMID in my litterbokks!! She wuz SO happy (happy about Poopies? Hoomans are STRAINJ!!!)

Ennyways, I wuz still a bit wobbly but better and I ated a little and was hand fed too (blech - yoo stop dat, Meowmie!). And later I raaan (well trotted) with my tail up and my belleeflap a wigglin rite and left, to da kitchin and I Meow Meowed for Foodies!!! But I only ated a liddle bit.

Then this morning I ated a bit more. Meowmie also gave me Laxatone, which I liked!

I got lotas jentul belle massjiz and now I am sleeeping on MY blankie on MY bed (Meowmie's bed -- hahaha!)

THANKYEW everybuddy for your consurn!!!

Yore mildly dispeptic frenn, BBBT

Too Pooped to Pop?

Uh Oh -- Meowmie haz bin gibbing me Belleee Massajiz becuz I haven't poopied in 48 hours. I am not eetin too well either. Meowmie gibs me Kat Food Soup wif Olive Oil and Dijestiv Enzymes for Cats, and I sip a liddle bit. Meowmie is wurried -- we may hafta go to tha (AAAGH!) Vettie soon, if I don't pro-dewss......

But I still purr purr purr wenn I get my Belee massajiz.

TEWDAY IZ MY BURFDAY!!!! WHEEEE!!!!

Tewday iz my BURFDAY!!

**Duz a liddle Dannsss -- The Urth Shaiks!!!**
"Happy Buirfday Tew meee!!!

I will spend the morning lugzuriating under the covahs!!!

Tonight, in honor of Sir Blade, hoo is now an Anjil-- Meowmie will look for Sheeeba Prawnz in Aspic for my BURFDAY dinner!! Hey Meowmie-- GET MORE THAN ONE!!

Pee Ess -- How old am I? Hahaha! Iyam a Laaady and a Laaady NEVUR tells her age!!"

(Frum Cee Cee's rume we heer INSANE laffter.....!!)

Meowmie Wuz Playing Wif SKUNKS!!

She wuz away from ME for a WHOLE WEEK!!! She wentid to SkunkFest and had fun wif all her frenns and their (legally owned) pet skunkies.

But WHY? Sinss she calls ME her Revurss Skonker (becuz of my sometimes smelly anal glands -- hee hee! and becuz I AM whte and blakk -- ok dark grey..)she cudda stayed home wif ME!!!

Ennywayz, Iyam happy Meowmie iz bakk -- I misst her SO MUCH!! -- that I raaan up to her wenn she hit the sakk the nite she returned and I lik lik likkkt her short short hair.

Kind ACK!s to all. Yore Frenn, BBBT

Cat of The Week

Me!! I wuz Kat of Da Week on About Dot Kom Cats -- I wuz so happy (and grateful!!) dat I wuz picked!!

And... Meowmie didn't know how to post it to my profile!!! Waaah! So yoo are heering abowt it LAAATE (thanx meowmie.....)

Yoo will have to Skewz me rite now -- Meowmie just washed a nice blankie and it is sitting there...nice and waaarm, inviting me to flump down on it and Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......................

IYam Under My Blankie ........

IYam crying... crying....crying.....

Miss Mercy, my most fashunable, wiggly wunnerfull frenn, who was da most deeliteful kitty, who wore da most deliteful owtfits, and who had such...Prezzensss..... is gone.

Gone Too Soon.......

Oh we usta talk and yak yak yak and snort and purr and giggul for at leest 6 yeerz, maybe more-- she was gud frenns wif Miss Princess, who became an anjil 5 yeerz ago.

But evin tho Miss Princess and I wuz...sorta frennz... I had da deepist most reespekfull like, and reespekt for Mercy -- Well, she wuz az big az mee and probbly coudda skwished me if she evur saw me in purrson, cuz she had LOTS of praktiss wrasslin wif her Catbuddies and....huh!! ... her dogger frennz too.

We usta chat abowt gurlie things and uthir things and wild and crazy things and I komplimentid her on hur Tootee Frootee hats (becuz I too like to ware hats) and well, I admired her MUCHLY.

Now she iz gone -- she wuz ONLY Ten yeerz old -- DAT's NOT OLD!! We WANT HER BACK!!!!

And, THEN -- I fowndid owt abowt my Furrend BLADE!! My hansum, swashbukklin frenn, Da Prinss of Nottingham Forest, who put up wif my cattitood ("Yo Blade, I'm a fiter, not a luvir -- take Cee Cee, pleez!!") and whose dry witticizims and droll British Hewmor and scathing commentary I loved as much as I loved to wrassle and swagger abowt and skare eveywun I encowntur (ekksept Meowmie) -- BLADE IS GONE TOO!!! He wuz my mentor, my Raggle Taggle frenn, My Prawn-loving buddy -- I ated prawns sumtimes too, JUST BECUZ HE LOVED TO EAT THEM!!! I loved them too!

NO!! NO!! HEVVIN -- YOO HAVE ENUFF ANJILS ALREDDY!!!

* * Frum under da blankie we heer heartbroken sobs * *