November 7th 2013 6:49 am
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Ok Meowmie-- go ahedd:
"Nov 7, 2013 I FINALLY SAW HER!! This morning, I was lying in bed, looking at the floor and the night table and everything was grey in the dim light of morning.
Then I fell “asleep" - and in my “sleep”, I was lying in bed, looking at the floor and the night table and everything was grey in the dim light of morning. And THERE SHE WAS!!
Formed from the greyness of the light, with a silver light outlining her body, standing near the bed with her tail up in the air, just about to leave the room AS SHE ALWAYS DID every morning -- with her beautiful face looking at me, Big Bad Baby Twinkle said "You fed HER - Now feed ME!" And then BBBT left the room and I "woke up".
When she talked to me, I "heard" her VERY plainly -- in my head. When I finally got out of bed I went over to her liddle urn and kissed it.
PS-- I have a memorial Cat Food Dish near her urn and a can of her FAVE food on top of it. Offerings to the Kat Angel."
SO FINALLY MEOWMIE SEES ME!!! Cee Cee wuz in he room too-- HAHAH I BET SHE was SKEERED and HIDED!!!! Then a liddle anjul (yoo know, da liddle phat wun wif tiny wings) came up to me and sed "Bee Bee Bee Tee -- You don't need to EEET Up Here!!" And I went "BOP!!" -- So I hitted dat Anjul.....Tuff tow-nalez....
November 1st 2013 1:35 pm
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On Urth, da sky is grey. In Hebbin, a LARJ figure wearing white roabs (oh it's St BBBT and her Clowd Bed) stands up and POOF -- used paintbrushiz and empty bottles of orinj and blakk poster paint come FLYYING outta dis HEWJ bed!! Little critters RUN over to scoop them up and hide them, in gratitude for ALL da fun they had yesstiday (Halloween), thanx to BBBT's daring and ingenuity.
BBBT throwz off her roabs ("Kats doant ware CLOATHES!" she sez wif a smile) and sits down on a generously sized clowd - "BOOOM!"
("Mama wuz dat Thunder?" ..."Hmmm I dunno sweetie-- da sun is owt now....")
A CROWD of kittins and kitties gathers near St BBBT-- hoo waivs her baton and kleers her throate and sez solemnly: "Let us now sing ower songs" A HEWJ crowd of Kitties (oh deer and SO MANY KITTINS TOO!!!) Who Died WAY Before Their Time purr and heddbutt and groom wun annuder as everywun (including da sweet liddle kittins....) sing and their SWEET MEWZIK fills the Air… AND….
EVERYWUN shines like da Sun. On Earth, MANY kitties run to da windowsills and look up at da Sky. Cee Cee duz too, as she Kvetchiz to Meowmie “Doo yoo heer da songs in da Sky? Pleez sing wif me, Meowmie!!”
But…Oh… is it RAINING in Hevvin? Look again – it is St Pete and da Anjuls weeping for all those kitty souls hoo will find their way to Hevvin today – many WAAAY before their time, and…alas, some of whom had the misfortune and TRAGEDY to suffer a Halloween death…….
TODAY and TOMORROW – are All Soul’s/All Saints’ Day… Please remembpurr the cats dogs kittens and puppies and ALL the critters (skunkies and bats and horses and goldifishies and more) – not just the departed wuns… but also those in shelters as well as those who live AWFUL PAINFUL lives on this earth because of Man”KIND”’s INHUMANITY.
The mewzik ends -- everywun hugs wun annuder. Liddle kittins play play play ("Oh no!! Not with those EMPTY bottles! St Pete will have a FIT!") and BBBT slowly walks bakk to her bed and curls up in it, wif her hedd under her paws.
A liddle kitten asks a big elderly kitty "Is she going bakk to sleep so URLY in da morning?" Da kitty likk likk likks da kittin and sadly sez "No.. she is crying....."
October 31st 2013 6:35 am
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Happy HALLOWEEEN!! It’s a BEEEOOTIFUL day in Hevvin!! St Pete is reeding da Sports page wif a BIIG GRIN on his face – hmmm.. did he bet on da game last nite?? When SUDDENLY dat liddle PHAT anjel wif tiny wings - Da wun hoo is supposta RAT on BBBT but DUZ NOT!!- runs up to St Pete and sez “Sir, there are SCILLIONS of CATS lined up waiting to get into da Orinj and Blakk gates!!!”
“…Orinj…. and Blakk…. gates!!!?” skareems St Pete as he smakks his forehead wif his hand…. De liddle Anjul sez “Oh doan worry I will hose off them Purrly Gates!” and takes a hose to Dem Gates while a Liddle Voyss SKAREEMS—“DAT’s POSTER Paint! It’s gonna Leak Into Da SKY!!!!”
Meenwhile on Urth we heer: “Oh! Grab yor Camera!!! LOOKIT DAT ORINJ and BLAKK Sunrise!!” and “Mommy — Y iz da sky Oranj and Blakk???” and others, (with much wringing of hands) yell “Woe iz US!! It’s GLOABULLE WARMING!! Da Sky is MEEELTING!!!” MEENWHILE, Up in Hevvin……
St Pete sez, very sadly – “WHY are SO MANNY KATS Up here tewday? What happind to dem?!!!! “Da liddle Anjul sez “Well, ACK! Shaully St Pete- they live here – they are TRIKK OR TREETING!!!” St Pete smakks hiz forehedd and sez :“Oh, groan.. OK—gib em a POWNNS and tell em to get in heer and STAY IN HEER – Dis iz NOT Ben And Jerry’s FREE KOAN DAY—They CANNOT get bakk in line—we got a WHOLE BUNCHA NOO ARRIVALS out there – WHAT are they gonna think of HEVVIN now dat they have seen DIS!! AND.. HOO PUT THOSE KATS UP TO DIS – Oh no.. doan’t ansur dat…. Groan.. groan….”
St Pete runs up da Hevvinly Stairs to Da Big Purrson’s Office to complain but—there is a noate on da BP’s dore dat sez: “Iyam Oh!Fish!Allee declaring DIS Day as– MY DAY OF REST! DOAN BOTHER ME!! FIND…DA.. KAT!!!.. and speek to HER!!!” Meenwhile Up In Hevvin…..
ALL of Kitty Hevvin is Abuzz wif GLEEE!! Alla dem kitties is dresst up like GHOSTIES!!! Hee hee!! Big and Liddle white ghostie shaips gliding, jumping, FLYYING and PittyPattying abowt – Lissin to them PURRRR! And Eeek! And Skweek!!!
“Who do we thank for theez LUVLY Cotsmewmz?” sez wun purrky liddle kittin.
SUDDENLY we heer Anjuls SKAREEEMING!! “Ower nooly washt bedsheets!! HOO DID DIS!!!??” A LARJ PHAT BBBT ghostie shaip waddles away fureeussly!! “Oh No!! Not There!! “Skareems wun wise kitty – as da BBBT Ghostie shaip almost runnz into Da Guy Wif Da Red Pajamas, hoo is Skareeeming “GET DIS KAT AWAY FRUM ME!!!”
Da Larj Phat Shaip waddles safely under St Petes robez – until sumwun sez “Hey St Pete—sins wenn did YOO grow a grey and blakk striped tail???”
St Pete bonks hs hedd against da Purrly Gates a few times and sez “There is NO way to UNDO DIS!! Yo- STOKK RUME ANJUL – plaiss an emerjensy order for 12,395,897 white bed sheets and PUT A STURDY LOKK ON DAT STOKKROOM DOOR FRUM NOW ON, Okie Dokie????”
MEOW-HAHAHA!! Da Larj Shaip runs owt from under St Pete’s roabz wif glee – White ghostie shaips zip bakk and forth and sidewayz and upside down and a Liddle Voyss sez “Doan Eeet dat Kandy Korn, or yoo will pewk ORANJ! And annuder Liddle Voyss yells “TRIKK OR TREET!! LIKK MY FEEET!! HAHAHAHAHA!!”
October 22nd 2013 1:56 pm
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Meowmie posted a photo of that BEEAUTIFUL frame you sent to her after I wented to Hevvin -- now it has my PIKSHA in it -- so Iyam FUREVER smiling at my Meowmie! THANKYEW!!!
Yor furriend Bee Bee Bee Tee
Pee Ess -- Lookit da Statchoos of me dat Meowmie painted!! I held her hand wif my paw, wenn she wuz painting them!!!
October 1st 2013 6:21 pm
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The moon is in Her heavenly abode- smiling kindly down on a sweetly snoooring Bee Bee Bee Tee surrounded by liddle baybee kittins who have play played and ate ated . Other happy angel kitties (Miss Princess included!!) are sleeping, their belleees fulla Burfday Caik. Two liddle angels "Tsk Tsk" as they zip arownd and clean up the mess of the day and fly up to da night sky to replace all those stars what was on BBBT's Burfday Caik-- well this WAS KWITE a PAWTY and a Celebrayswhun of a life well lived. One HEWJ angel, still wearing da want ads (da Sparkly Tablecloth/Robes are in the washtub) gently piklks up BBBT and places her in her soft comfy clowd bed. BBBT gently snores and dreams of Meowmie, hoo at dat VERY moment iz dreeming abowt BBBT. BBBT wisspurrz gently, "We are still connected Meowmie. I lub yoo. I hope YOO gottid som Burfday Caik too!!"
October 1st 2013 7:14 am
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Two HEWJ angels are primping in the Angel Locker Room in Hevvin. Wunna them sez to the othir-- "Tee Hee-- does my robe look OK?" The othir Angel ansurz "Giggle Giggle -- The stock market pages look GOOD on yoo!! and wottabowt MY robez?" "Othir Angel sez "LOL- Yoo are waring da Fashunabull Want ads!!!" (They are wearing NEWSSPAPERS so that they can LEND their Sparkly roabes for a SPESHUL SPESHUL Occasino!!! They are WISE not to wear da Sports Paiges -- St Pete wudd turn PURPULL if his beloved Sports Pagez wus missing!!! But the Stock MArket. The want ads? Who needs em Up In heaven, eh???) SUDDENLY...
A liddle fat kid wif tiny wingz zoooms in and sez "IT's TIME!!" Da angels GRAB their HEWJ sparkly tablecloths (their REAL robes!!) and two HEWJ pakkajis and Run owta da rume, giggggling. Meenwhile.......
Saint Big Bad Baby Twinkle is sitting all plump and happy and furry and smiiiling (look—she has All her toofies!) on da flore, and she iz surrowndid by fat fuzzy spiky tailed KITTINS who are wiggling and rolling on da flore, their phat fuzzeebellies jiggling becuz they are laffing becuz BBBT iz regaling them wif ALLA her Adbenchurs! (“Da Gyiant Wabbits, and Don Don and Vito, and Da Spaiss Alyeens, Da Mobbie Star Doggger Sophia, Da PYRRITS-aargh!! and da …huuhhhh! INBIZZIBILITY POESHUN!!”). Dis is gud becuz summa dem kittins came to Hevvin WAAY before their time….sigh… but St BBBT iz makin em Giggul and laff and purrrrrr!!!
***But WATE!! Suddenly there are SCILLIONS of kitties as far as da I can see! Big wuns, phat wuns, skinny wuns—eyes aprkling in Hevvins light, and they part to make way for --- TWO Anjels carrying sparkly roabs and… a HEWJ BURFDAY CAIK FOR BEE BEE BEE TEEE! Yes. Tewday wudda been her 18th Burfday on dis Urth!!
****They spread their sparkly robes on da table and say “It’s OKIE DOKIE FOR EVERYKITTY to JUMP ON DIS TABLE!!!” The caik (Mmmm!! Pouncie flavored layer caik wif Pownss Icing!!!) iz placed in the center of da table and dis caik has 18 SPARKLY LIGHTS on it! STARS FRUM DA HEVVINS!! (Meenwhile on Urth, Astronomers are going crazy – (“What happened to Alpha Centauri? And da Constellation Leo??? And part of da Milky Way iz missing!!??”)
*******BBBT sits at da hedd of da table. Wunna dem Angels comes over and sez “I hab a message frum yor Meowmie!” And wif dat, da Anjel TWEAKS BBBT’s BUTTIUSS and makes FOG-HORN NOYZZIZ!!! MOL!! MOL!!
********Da Uthir pakkige iz opined and in it are SCILLIONS of.. KAT Toys!!! The angels are wize enuff to plaiss dem toys on da FLORE!!! Heavenly bedlam ensues. BBBT takes da FIRST BITE outta dat caik and everywun sellebraites.
*****On Urth, Meowmie waiks up and sez “I hope dem angels got my messij…oh look—it’s 3 am and DA SUN IS OWT?? Hmm.. strainj, but nice. HAPPY BURFDAY MY BELOVED BEE BEE BEE TEE!!!!”
September 4th 2013 9:41 am
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St. BBBT lies on her Cloud Bed-- Oh what a thick beautiful SOFT HUGE cozy Cloud Bed!! ....... Then A liddle voyss sez: "What's wrong wif dis piksha?"
St Pete hides his face behind the sports page (wassa matta-- the Angels lose?) Heavenly angels ALL decide to suddenly go SHOPPING! Vroom - they're gone. And..then... we....see.....
A line of irate kitties standing on each side of that HEWJ Cloud Bed. Big ones, little ons, skiiinny and PHAAT ones... tapping their feet, their paws on their skiinny or ampul hippiusses, giving BBBT da STINKEYE. ONE of da kitties sez:
"OK YOO MISCREANT!! We want our Cloud Beddies back!!!"
Tsk Tsk BBBT........
Meenwhile ALLA dem ticked off Kats TIIILT da Cloud Bed conglomeration and BBBT flops outta dat HEWJ bed and goes right thru a CLOWD!! Egads!!
Meanwhile on Earth a liddle Child sez ”LOOK Mommy!! In da sky!!! A Shooting Star? A UFO? WHAT IZ dat!”
And the mama sez “Oh dat’s just a Full Moon”
Will BBBT EVER realize that THERE IS Justice in Heaven???
The kitties, muttering invectives, drag their newly reclaimed Cloud beds back into their rooms. Except for one kitty hoo has been watching this DRAMA. THAT kittie shrugz its showlderz and sez “So what’s wrong wif a NICE cardboard bokks, eh???”
Meanwhile, BBBT, hoo has been Climbing Da Stairway Bakk To Hevvin (“oof! Ooof!”) sez “OK,, wat’s to EEET, hmmm? (Heh Heh Heh!!) Oy, cats!!! TIME TO GUARD YOUR FOODIES!!!
August 29th 2013 7:44 am
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Saint BBB Twinkle pittypats over to the Gazing Window in Hevvin. She looks down at the Earth and SMIIILES and PURRRS as she sees her Meowmie!! Then she looks at all the pritty pritty flowahs on HER Balkonie, especially the Portulacas (Mowmies’ favorite flowah!!) and the GARDENIAS! (BBBT’s FAVRIT Flowah Forever!)
She sees her liddle urn sweetly reposing in her comfy beddie, and then…
She… sees.. CeeCee, hoo has just been given a MEOW-VELUSS Beeoooty Parlor Session from Meowmie, and hoo is rite now strutting and wiggling on her windowsill saying “Oh Boy Cats! Yoo Hoo! Hello!!”.. and… OH!! Did we just hear St BBB Twinkle HISSING???? Oh deer….
Then Saint BBB Twinkle syruptisshussly pittypats over to “DA WINDOW DAT SHUDD NEVER EVER BE OPENED!!”, looks to da rite and to da left and sloowly opens it. We heer not only hinges creaking but Angels Ska-reeming!! BBBT looks thru da window and her eyes get REEEL BIIG and her hairfurs POOOF out. And then she RUNNNS to St Pete ska-reeming : “OMC!! OMC!! Hoo is dat guy in da Red Pajamas!!!?”
St Pete slaps da side of his heed and sez to himself “Yeesh!!! I gotta put up wit dis for ETERNITY???!!” Then he gently sez “Get on my lap, BBBT and I will tell yoo all abowt dis (and.. St. Michael better get dat window NAILED shut fer shure!!)” ‘”Pop! Pop! Pop! Rip! Rip!” Rip! BOOM” BBBT climes up St Pete’s robes and sits on his lap wif a SMIIILE… MEANWHILE……
Noo arrivals are POUNDING on da gates of Hevvin, but St Pete can only say “I can’t get up rite now—I have a KAT on my lap!!” Many of the NA’s understand, cuz they too wuz Kat Peepul before they got Up Here.
August 23rd 2013 3:57 pm
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Dear Kind Peeps and Sweet Kitties- no one knew that today would be my last day on earth. Everyone thought I had weeks, maybe months ahead of me.
Meowmie SO looked forward to taking me home tonight and she fluffed up my bed and got out my favorite toys, but it was not to be. I faded very suddenly, at the vet's.
Oh how Meowmie and even my vetties CRIED. Even the people behind the reception desk cried. Meowmie held me gently in her arms, thanked me for over 17 years of love mayhem and mischief, kissed me and I purred just a little and my tail waved happily and then the vet so sweetly and kindly gave me Sweet Repose. I THANK all of you for being my Catster Friends!
I hope to use my new Angel Wings to visit you again!
THANK YOU again for being so sweet and kind and wonderful to me. I have loved every single one of you and cherished our freindships.
Until We Meet Again"...you have my
Big Bad Baby Twinkle
Meowmie, don't cry - it will be alright.
August 22nd 2013 10:29 am
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Deer Catster Frennz. Iyam in a caij. There iz an IVY in my laig. I have lostid alot of wate. Wunna my kid knees is very small -- da uthir wun is very big. Everywun luvs me. They gib me meddisins and foodies. I eat summa da foodies, wicch iz better than I wuz doing at hoam.
Meowmie missiz me. She leftid me heer Wednesday -- becuz I had stopped eeting and my back laigs were very weak. She gaib me lotsa kisseeez before she leftid me. Poor Meowmie -- I miss yoo too!!!
I will be heer anudder day. Then I go hoam. Then..... I hurd da vettie wisspurring to Meowmie ove da phoan (we Kats hab gud ears, remembpurr?). She sed "Maybe weeks, maybe months..."
I yam SICK of feeling SICk! I wanna run and playplay on my Kat Tree and bizit my (now fenced-in) balkonie and heer da burdiez and smell da nisse breeziz (Meowmie has promisst me she will carry me there and let me relakks on my plushie chair kushon and tucch da gardeeneea plantz wicch for sum reezon I like to do)), and then I wanna go inside and Snaaarl at Cee Cee, and then eat eat eat!!
Purray for me, pleez..
Yor good frenn, Big Bad Baby Twinkle hoo lubs alla yoo!!!