September 15th 2004 11:45 am
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MMMRRROOOWW.

Hello, and welcome to my first entry on Catster. I had a blog for a good long time, but the humans were getting suspicious when they kept walking in and I was typing on the computer. I let it go for awhile, but I must continue my quest for world domination now. And what better place but Catster! A world of cats at my paw-tips... Hear me oh felines, we must unite!

Although my goal is to one day see cats rule as it was in Ancient Eqypt (may the breath of the Ancient cats ever smell like fish!), I find I am strangely attached to my human servants. Right now I have the Sweet One... she feeds me and gives me attention, plus she interpretes "cat," which could be useful. Then there is the Fat One. He is my arch enemy. He makes my Sweet One leave me and do other things. At night he hinders my hunting, and he has even sprayed me with water. He has been rather nice to me lately... but is it all a trap? Finally there is the Small One. The Sweet One left one weekend and came back with him. Did anyone ask my approval? No. But he apparently is here to stay. As long as he is taught to worship and venerate me everything should go smoothly.

Well, that is good for now! And remember all my feline friends, stand united!