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Age: 9 Years Sex: Male Weight: 8 lbs.
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Nicknames:
Mr. Kitty, Mister, Kitten, Kitten-Cat
Quick Bio:
Likes:
Sleeping in the sun, making noise at night, talking, hunting lizards, blogging, snuggling with my humans and my dog
Pet-Peeves:
Being woken up, when big dogs come visit, when the small one chases me, having to drink water from the dog's bowl (I like it in a glass please!)
Favorite Toy:
The feather balls, the feathers on the cat-pole, warm-fuzzies (pom-poms), hair thingys, tassels, baby toes, my dog
Favorite Nap Spot:
In the white chair, a nice patch of sun on warm carpet
Favorite Food:
Meow Mix Seafood Middles... That's it. Nothing else. I don't care how expensive the other stuff is. I don't care if it's canned.
Skills:
I talk, I am an excellent hunter, I sing beautifully, I can sleep for hours at a time
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story:
Once upon a time I decided to adopt some humans... don't ask how, it's long and complicated, and I don't even really know! I was living in a local shelter because unfortunately my past lives had been used up in bad cirsumstances. One day a family walked in with a dog in tow. I'd always wanted a dog too. I knew I only had two more days until I would be euthanized, so I began to work my magic on them. I sang to them in my beautiful Mau voice, and they came. First I cuddled the dog, and could tell she was a push over. Next the female human... I knew she would obey my every command. Finally I spent the next half hour convincing the male human that he should take me home. He was a tough one, but all that matters is that he said yes. I have been tormenting him ever since. Afterall, I am the boss!
Bio:
Mr. Kitty came to us a mere 3 lbs. He had been through many horrible circumstances and had to be nursed back to health. To this day he still has a few re-occuring problems, but he is here to stay!
He enjoys running out the door to meet with his secret coven every so often, but he always comes back home. He knows where the love and food is!
He enjoys grooming Jamie's goatee, and has even tried to pull out the bad hairs! He loves purring sweet nothings into my ears at night (watch out though he might nibble!). He is ultra intelligent and has us trained to serve on him paw and tail!
Lives Remaining:
6 of 9
I've Been On Catster Since:
| September 15th 2004 |
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More than 7 years! |
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
71931
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September 18th 2004 7:24 am
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Last night my humans left and did not come back until late. I did not give them permission to leave. They even took my dog, so I could not pick on her while she was in her kennel. But I showed them. The Sweet One "stopped by" to get something and I had to punish her. When she was looking for her keys I threw up half a lizard and some other interesting stuff. HA! She stepped right in it. That will teach her to leave without permission. Good help is sooo hard to find!
Continue to come to me my Kittens! When we are united, we will be an unstopable force!
September 16th 2004 7:11 pm
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Yesterday I forgot to mention my dog. Yes I have a dog. She is not very smart, but she is very warm. During the day when all the patches of sun are gone, I walk around calling her name until my Sweet One translates it. She pickes me up (if cats were meant to walk the great Ra--blessed be his fish forever--wouldn't have given us humans) and carries me to wherever the dog is. Then I bite and swat her until she makes room for me and I steal all her warmth. She is very useful.
Plans for world domination continue to go smoothly. The humans seem to have adjusted to my new throne on top of the computer desk. From there I can sit and watch my dominion. This is a small step, but you know the saying... you can't eat an ostrich whole, you must eat a little at a time.
September 15th 2004 11:45 am
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MMMRRROOOWW.
Hello, and welcome to my first entry on Catster. I had a blog for a good long time, but the humans were getting suspicious when they kept walking in and I was typing on the computer. I let it go for awhile, but I must continue my quest for world domination now. And what better place but Catster! A world of cats at my paw-tips... Hear me oh felines, we must unite!
Although my goal is to one day see cats rule as it was in Ancient Eqypt (may the breath of the Ancient cats ever smell like fish!), I find I am strangely attached to my human servants. Right now I have the Sweet One... she feeds me and gives me attention, plus she interpretes "cat," which could be useful. Then there is the Fat One. He is my arch enemy. He makes my Sweet One leave me and do other things. At night he hinders my hunting, and he has even sprayed me with water. He has been rather nice to me lately... but is it all a trap? Finally there is the Small One. The Sweet One left one weekend and came back with him. Did anyone ask my approval? No. But he apparently is here to stay. As long as he is taught to worship and venerate me everything should go smoothly.
Well, that is good for now! And remember all my feline friends, stand united!
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