Purr, world!

Short-circuit?

Hello Y'all,

Lo-o-o-o-ong time no write, y'all! The human let too much time go by so Amalia demoted her to intern transcriber of our memoirs.

Maybe my human needs repair. I think she had some sort of short circuit this week, when I was asking for food. You know, human has this invisible button on her face; I lick the button and it activates the feeding process. Amalia has put me in charge of activating human every morning for breakfast.

Well, last Tuesday I wake up and go to human to lick her face. She starts covering her face and saying nonsense like "Mabel! It's 1am! it's one a-m! it's ONE AM!" I mean, what does that have to do with me being hungry? Then human started rolling on the bed, covering all over with the blankets. It was really hard to find the button, and yet she wouldn't activate the feeding process.

At one point I couldn't help it and told her "human, I am soooo hungry I could eat y'all's hair. Look!" and, well, I started eating her hair. Then she did the most unimaginable thing: took us out of the room and closed the door... For the first time ever! and saying that nonsense "It's 1.30am! It's ONE-THIRTY AM!". Worse yet, she locked the door so I couldn't open it.

Amalia came to the rescue. She said "Ok Mabel, you know what? I am going to dig a hole that will go underneath the door so you can go activate human, ok?" . She immediately started to work, digging, *scratch scratch*, digging.

Amalia didn't need to finish because human jumped out of the bed "ok ok ok I'll feed you! don't ruin the carpet!". She fed us while saying "It's two am! It's TWO in the morning!" .... that part I don't get, I mean nobody was asking her to tell the time.

* Mabel *