Humans rock!

So I don't have thumbs. So my peoplepets have to open the cans for me. So I never shut up about it. So what? I'm so cuuuuuuuute! Scratch me under my chin and I'll squint at you every chance I get. Rub my belly and make a wish. If you wish for my undying devotion, it will come true. So I'm Joey's sidekick. So he won a bunch of cat fud. So what? I'm so cuuuuuuuute!

Besides, everyone knows I'm the one who'll eat it.

It's so good to be me!

Everybody loves me. I'm pretty sure. They keep telling me I'm so cuuuuute and fuzzy and lovable and sweet and stubborn and spoiled...no...forget those last two. I'm cuuuuuuute! Gosh, it's so good to be me. Don't you wish you were me? I know I do.

Since I'm so adorable and everything, could someone please feed me?

Zuzu? Still here?

Yeah, she's still here. And she even has her own Catster page now. It doesn't really matter though, I guess. I get to play with her. She's little, so I let her grab my head and kick it. Not much longer, though. Someday I'll teach her a lesson. Someday. First, we're gonna play!

It's here.

Gee whiz. Why do we need another one? I think I'm plenty cute for everyone, but my people decided we needed another kitten. Ssssssssigh... Her name is Zuzu and she's okay I guess. Someone left her running, though. I mean, she never stops! It's "Oscar look at this" and "Oscar watch me do this" and "Oscar I can jump on your back now." Really, all I wanna do is lie in the sun and chase mice.

And she's eating my food.

She doesn't have a Catster page yet though. I've still got her on that one.

A little side dish

I like the food they give me okay. I mean, I always eat what I have and sometimes I even eat Joey's food. But I always like a little something extra, so today I showed them what I mean. I brought in a dead mouse and laid it in my food plate. I thought it looked very nice, kind of nouvelle kitty cuisine, but those darn people almost threw up. I was only trying to make a contribution. Great galloping cats!

Walking the roof

I don't know why my People were so alarmed today. All I did was hop up to the roof and walk in the gutter. Sure, my backside was going one way while my front was going the other, but it's a roof, for paw's sake! Sheesh. You'd think I was going to slip off or something. Like the time I slipped off the fence. Yeah. And the time I fell off the chair. Hmmm. And the ladder. But I was FINE! Really!

But I know it's just cuz they love me. I might have to bring them another dead vole. Sure hope they don't step on this one.