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Age: 8 Years Sex: Male Weight: 13 lbs.
"I'll just wait here 'til the birds come. Yesss...just...wait...here...zzzzzzzzz...
(Coolest Outdoor Cat Prize Winner 2007!)"
"I'm watching you...are you watching me? Wouldn't you like to? Hmmmm?"
"Come wiss me to ze catsbah...you know you cannot resist me... Prrrrrrr..."
"Just throw money...or mice...mice would be good..."
"One Cool Cat"
"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"
"Inviso-Cat"
"Oh, those darn pawpawratsy!"
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Nicknames:
King Joe, Jojo, Mojo Jojo, Joey Boy, Crazy Joe, Handsome Joe the Lavender Cat
Kitty Complexion:
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Badges:  
Gray and White
Likes:
Being King; a good brushing every night; his pal Oscar; and hearing his people say, "Joey! Where's the mouse?"
Pet-Peeves:
Pointy things, especially watering cans. He'll walk right up to one and whap it on the spout. Metallic sounds are definitely verboten. Big B*lls (the cat from down the street) better watch his tail.
Favorite Toy:
His "slobber bee," a felt toy stuffed with catnip; the sofa; any fur faux-mouse; Oscar; twisty ties; fragile things; anything subject to the laws of gravity (all things on elevated surfaces must be tested to make sure they fall to the ground properly).
Favorite Nap Spot:
In the middle of the floor, on his back with legs akimbo.
Favorite Food:
Donuts. And rose petals. (That's pollen from lilies on his cheeks in one of the pictures.)
Skills:
Joey has very long haunches. As a result, he can jump--levitate, really--quite high. I also suspect he can walk on the ceiling, though I haven't actually witnessed it yet.
Dwells:
indoors and outdoors
Arrival Story:
Joey was adopted from a family of many, many cats. As a result, he's well socialized with both cats and people. Except for his doppelganger...
Bio:
Joey is Oscar's half brother. They're buds.
Lives Remaining:
9 of 9
Forums Motto:
Handsome, but Insane
The Groups I'm In:
Febreze® Pet Odor Eliminator™, Feliway® Felines, Multiple Cat households!!!
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The Land of Insane Cats. He is their King.
I've Been On Catster Since:
| September 12th 2004 |
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More than 5 years! |
I Was In The:
 2004-2005 Holiday
Picture Party!
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
71245
 for 748 days
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December 5th 2007 2:06 pm
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Ooohmigawd! I won my CATegory! I'm the best of the Outdoor and Country Cats! I'm trying very hard to maintain my dignity, but I'm so excited I can't sit still! And now my paw is stuck on the exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yowwww!
Whew...as soon as I contain myself, I'm going to march right over to Zuzu and go nya-nya. I might share my cool prizes with her and Oscar -- poor peons -- but I haven' t decided yet. I'm too excited!!
I'll get some free 9Lives fud, some Quirk books, stuff from Arm and Hammer, and I'm even going to be a Shutterfly Calendar Cat...eventually.
Best of all, my people really love me.
Life is GOOOOOOOOD!
November 28th 2007 3:10 pm
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I always knew there was something special about myself (aside from my humility, of course), but I never dreamed it would be recognized by the world. I am an astroturf kitty, the indoor-outdoor type, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that my cat-isma has been noticed. One of my people took a picture of me asleep in the birdbath. I only closed my eyes for a minute, I swear! Now, I'm famous, or so they tell me. It's just a matter of time before the pawparazzi are lined up outside hoping for my pawtograph. Ssssigh...
I hope it doesn't spoil me. My peeps have done a pretty great job of that already!
January 7th 2006 4:37 pm
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I am pleased to report that I am still king of all I survey. And that's a lot, from the top of the car. I keep having to chase off Big B*lls (what a dope!) and reminding the ladies who live in the back acre that I rule. I don't actually fight with them--that would not be chivalrous--but I do chase them around from time to time. Then I go back to my bath. That peasant Big B*lls still won't learn his lesson. I am stronger than he is. I am bigger than he is. Sure I don't have my you-knows anymore, but I am still better looking than he is.
Isn't it time for me to be adored?
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