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"Come wiss me to ze catsbah...you know you cannot resist me... Prrrrrrr..." |
| Home:Alexandria, VA | [I have a diary!] |
Age: 7 Years Sex: Male Weight: 13 lbs.
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"I'll just wait here 'til the birds come. Yesss...just...wait...here...zzzzzzzzz...
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"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!" |
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"Thanks for the roses. They taste great!" |
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"Gravity is for sissies!" |
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Nicknames:
King Joe, Jojo, Mojo Jojo, Joey Boy, Crazy Joe, Handsome Joe the Lavender Cat
Kitty Complexion:
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Coloration:
Gray and White
Likes:
Being King; a good brushing every night; his pal Oscar; and hearing his people say, "Joey! Where's the mouse?"
Pet-Peeves:
Pointy things, especially watering cans. He'll walk right up to one and whap it on the spout. Metallic sounds are definitely verboten. Big B*lls (the cat from down the street) better watch his tail.
Favorite Toy:
The sofa; any fur faux-mouse; Oscar; twisty ties; rubber bands; fragile things; anything subject to the laws of gravity (all things on elevated surfaces must be tested to make sure they fall to the ground properly).
Favorite Nap Spot:
In the middle of the floor, on his back with legs akimbo.
Favorite Food:
Donuts. And roses. (That's pollen from lilies on his cheeks in one of the pictures.)
Skills:
Joey has very long haunches. As a result, he can jump--levitate, really--quite high. I also suspect he can walk on the ceiling, though I haven't actually witnessed it yet.
Dwells:
indoors and outdoors
Arrival Story:
Joey was adopted from a family of many, many cats. As a result, he's well socialized with both cats and people. Except for his doppelganger...
Bio:
Joey is Oscar's half brother. They're buds.
Lives Remaining:
9 of 9
Forums Motto:
Handsome, but Insane
The Groups I'm In:
Febreze® Pet Odor Eliminator™, Multiple Cat households!!!
Country of Origin:
The Land of Insane Cats. He is their King.
I've Been On Catster Since:
| September 12th 2004 |
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More than 3 years! |
I Was In The:
 2004-2005 Holiday
Picture Party!
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
71245
 for 228 days
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December 5th 2007 2:06 pm
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Ooohmigawd! I won my CATegory! I'm the best of the Outdoor and Country Cats! I'm trying very hard to maintain my dignity, but I'm so excited I can't sit still! And now my paw is stuck on the exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yowwww!
Whew...as soon as I contain myself, I'm going to march right over to Zuzu and go nya-nya. I might share my cool prizes with her and Oscar -- poor peons -- but I haven' t decided yet. I'm too excited!!
I'll get some free 9Lives fud, some Quirk books, stuff from Arm and Hammer, and I'm even going to be a Shutterfly Calendar Cat...eventually.
Best of all, my people really love me.
Life is GOOOOOOOOD!
November 28th 2007 3:10 pm
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I always knew there was something special about myself (aside from my humility, of course), but I never dreamed it would be recognized by the world. I am an astroturf kitty, the indoor-outdoor type, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that my cat-isma has been noticed. One of my people took a picture of me asleep in the birdbath. I only closed my eyes for a minute, I swear! Now, I'm famous, or so they tell me. It's just a matter of time before the pawparazzi are lined up outside hoping for my pawtograph. Ssssigh...
I hope it doesn't spoil me. My peeps have done a pretty great job of that already!
January 7th 2006 4:37 pm
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I am pleased to report that I am still king of all I survey. And that's a lot, from the top of the car. I keep having to chase off Big B*lls (what a dope!) and reminding the ladies who live in the back acre that I rule. I don't actually fight with them--that would not be chivalrous--but I do chase them around from time to time. Then I go back to my bath. That peasant Big B*lls still won't learn his lesson. I am stronger than he is. I am bigger than he is. Sure I don't have my you-knows anymore, but I am still better looking than he is.
Isn't it time for me to be adored?
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