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Mr. Osbourne's Writings

From Ozzy

Mom says I'm named after the singer, Ozzy Osbourne. That's cool, except I wouldn't want all of the tattoos he has!

Whenever I do something wrong, which is often, mom calls me "Mr. Osbourne". I am a mischievous cat. I like to get into everything. Nothing is safe from me. I also like to put the other cats up to getting into mischief, although most of them are too smart to fall for that.

When I'm not getting into mischief I like to cuddle, mostly with my brother, Matthew. One dayI was in the bathroom sink and Matthew wanted to be in the sink also, so we cuddled up together and mom says we looked like a two-headed cat. She took a picture of us. Neither of us minds having our picture taken.

One lady mom knows says I have an angelic face and that one can't tell I'm mischievous just by looking at me.

Ozzy