March 1st 2011 12:23 pm
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I like waking meowmy in the middle of the night and ask to go out. I like a little snack, the door opened to let me out, the window open to let me in. I really don't see why this is a problem for her.
Also, as a supermodel size kitty, the indoor scratchy post is hardly my size. Then I discovered Bertha. Bertha is meowmy's dress making dummy. She is great. Good claw scratch, good height AND wakes meowmy.
Meowmy has been telling me 'no' when I use Bertha. She has even given me playful swipes. But it is so good!
Then.... Meowmy stayed at home trying to cough up a very stubborn fur ball yesterday. It still hasn't dislodged but she is planning to go to work today.
Fool. I can plan my revenge. Why? Last night I did the usual, bedside table, scratch Bertha to wake meowmy. She mumbles 'no', I ignore her. She gets up, normal plan achieved, but: Meowmy goes into the kitchen and gets the TIN FOIL! Have you ever tried to scratch that stuff? AHHHHHhhhhhrrrrg! then she goes back to bed, still trying to dislodge that fur ball before falling asleep.
I'm stuck inside. Nothing will wake her. I play with Jacqui, I climb over her. I try to get out the window. SHE IGNORES ME!
I'll show her.... I have all the time in the world to plan!
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You sure are doing efurry thing right to wake your mommy... How about sitting on her chest and meowing in her face? You can also try bitting her earrings or nose?