the human bought me a new catnip bag to cronshe. she's not so bad.

pft.

that woman has taken new photos of me. i hate being photographed, HISS! i hate my haircut too, HISS!

i am supposed to go back to the vet soon. that stone better be gone! HISS HISS HISS.

I hab a code. I keeb sneeding. Lots.

Sobewon will bay for this.

CASEY YOU WILL GET OUT OF MY BED NOW RAWR!

Stupid orange cat.

HISSSSSS

There is a DOG in the house! The Dog Lady came over and left her DOG here! She better come back and get that beast or I'm gonna hiss forever!

And I mean it!

Stupid humans.

Many humans in the house the other night, and the Dog Lady was with them. She says she likes cats but she smells of DOG! hiss.

Then mom took out a new catnip mouse for me. That was some good stuff! I was really happy. Then sleepy. It was such a good night that I didn't even mind Dog Lady.

It's all mine! The catnip is all mine! Mwahahahaha.

The Woman has an insane sense of humor! She actually offered to let me out last night! Simply to annoy her, I sat at the door and looked at her. She couldn't have been serious because she only had the door open for 10 seconds.

The squirrels are outside again. Stupid squirrels. I will eat them someday!

The Woman said she might take me outside tomorrow. Well, it won't be the kind of outside I want; She will hold me in her arms and carry me around! I want to run! I want to be freeeeeeeee!

Revenge in progress!

I pushed Orange Cat off his balance while he was in the bathroom, and got him all dirty! All I had to do was sit and wait for the inevitable: The Woman would eventually track down the stench and give him a bath. And She did! Mwahaha.