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It's after me!!!

August 26th 2010 5:56 am
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I'm sure all of you furs out there have chased those annoying little red bugs, right? I've played with one on and off since my kittenhood and it has always just shown up every couple of days. Then for some reason it disappeared for a couple of months.

Anyway, back to the little red bug. It's just a small little thing, but it moves SO fast. I've never been able to catch it, even when I pouce right where it was. Well these little red bugs have always been just that - little.

Yesterday something amazing happened, though. It grew! It was huge! That would have been ok, I guess. But then it came after me! It started getting closer. And when it was almost to me, I did what any kitteh would do - I released the spring-loaded mechanisms in my legs and flew backwards. You humans know what I mean - where we come across something that startles us and we just fly upwards and backwards, usually ending in a roar of laughter from you humans. Meowmy laughed like crazy, of course. The weird thing is, the bug was moving all over the place when she was laughing.

I've gotten used to the new size now and chase it all over the house, but I figured I would warn all you furs out there in case your little red bug disappears for a while. It might be growing or something, so be purrpared!

Purrs,
Mayhem

(And just for the record, I was not scared. I was just being cautious. Yeah... that's it.)

Huminions are so below me.

August 18th 2010 7:22 am
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Meowmy just loves to pet me. I do allow it from time to time, but I'm not the cuddly little fluffball I was when I was a kitten. Although my lineage is not fully known, I do have a strking resemblance to a chartreaux. And I certainly act the part, too. Meowmy was reading the breed standard and saw that they are aloof and independant. Well that sure does sound like me. I like my space, that' for sure. When I do allow the huminion to pet me, I prefer being above her. My favorite place is the top of the drinks which are on top of the fridge. Meowmy can still reach me there, but she has to really stretch and so it keeps our petting sessions short (the way I like it.) If I want to get some uninterrupted z's, then I go even higher to the top of the cabinets. Meowmy can't reach me there, except with a step stool. And I know that if she is goign to all that to reach me, then she is probably trying to catch me to take me to the v-e-t. I take off running if she does that! Sometimes I visit her on the bed, but it is usually a little crowded for my liking.

Now you see why I say they are so below me. Hmm... Maybe I should get off of my high horse? Naaahhh.. MOL!

Purrs,
Mayhem

Balls!!!

August 8th 2010 10:42 am
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It's been a while since I wrote a diary entry, so I may have already commented on this before. Being that I love paper balls sooo much, I figure I'll write about them again. So here it is... I love paper balls. Whenever meowmy gets some mail, she is very good to me. Actually.. it's not that she is good to me... it's that I have her well trained. When I was just a few weeks old, I started playing fetch with paper balls. Meowmy even got video of one of my first fetches and posted it here.

I have a problem with that video, though. If you listen closely, she says someting twice - "Good boy." Good BOY?? I am NOT a boy. I do have to forgive her, though. She had only peeked rather quickly while I was soaking wet in a dark car lit only by the dome light. Not to mention, kittens can be a bit tricky to figure out. She figured it out soon enough. Anyway... back to the balls. (The paper ones.)

So when meowmy opens the mail, I come running in and watch. I get really excited. I crouch at the doorway to her room and mew pitifully. Then I hear the noise I love... crumpling paper. I flatten my ears and get as flat as I can. Then the thing I love most - her arm going up and away the ball goes! I bolt after it with my long nails making that funny noise as they dig too far and snag in the carpet. Then I bat the ball around a bit before bringing it back.

It's lots of fun. You furballs out there should go try it!

Purrs for a fun-filled day,
Mayhem

I won?

October 20th 2009 7:41 pm
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Oh my catness. I can't believe it. Meowmy leaves and is gone like ALL day. She finally gets back so I can get on here, and what do I see?? ME! I won the Halloween contest. I even got a trophy and email from Skeezix! I just love Skeezix. He has got the coolest eyes. MOL! I just can't believe it. I am so excited. I get to be an angel for Halloween! Hooray!

Thanks, Skeezix and Catster!

Purrs,
May May

Stop it!
August 4th 2009 9:58 am
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Fur crying out loud! I can't get five seconds! I was being a good little kitty and playing quietly on the catputer. I was so happy to finally have some time to myself. I was reading my furiends' diaries and saw that my furiend, Emily Felicity, had posted a video called, "Howler Monkey Speaks!" When I started the video, I was listening intently to the lovely conversation Emily was having with her Meowmy. (I won't translate as it is against the aforementioned feline code of conduct.) Just as Em was really getting going with her conversation, I get totally interrupted. Half of my brofurs and sisfurs came to see who was chatting on the catputer. Seriously, guys.. can't a girl get some time alone?

Thank you furry much for causing trouble in our house by making my brofurs and sisfurs bother me, Em. Oops.. Meowmy says that's mean (even if it is the truth.) I meant, Thank you furry much for letting your Meowmy get a video of you speaking! Yeah... that's it.

Purrs,
Mayhem

Sneakee Abbie Mcflooferson!
July 15th 2009 5:15 pm
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I been tagged by Abbie McFlooferson! She say I have to answer questions then tag other kitties. Okay, I answer questions, but you know who tagged? YOU!

1. What color is your collar? Pink! It's a little too big for my little neck. I never did grow into it.

2. What kind of food do you eat? Purina cat chow indoor formula.

3. What are your favorite treats? Does catnip count?

4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other? Well.. Me and Brody got together a long time ago, but Brody hasn't been online in a long time.

5. Do you get table scraps? Yup! I get bits of meat when Meowmy is cookin'.

6. What is your favourite toy? Wads of paper. I go nuts when I even hear it getting crumpled or torn.

7. When is your Birthday? Furry close to November 15, 2007.

8. How many times a day do you get to eat? I eat whenever I wanna.

9. Do you have a favorite colour? Pink. It goes great wif my gray fur.

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary? Yes, I excited to learn about other kitties, but I not mind if other kitties not want to.

My box!
July 11th 2009 12:00 am
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I don't know why the other kitties in the house can't figure this out, but the old shoebox is MINE! They keep trying to get in my box and sleep in there. It's a great box, but they are too big for it! They keep bending out the sides. I'm little, so it is just perfect for me!

Meowmy needs to go get more shoes, I think.
~Mayhem

Terror in the skies!!!
June 25th 2009 9:21 pm
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I can't believe this. I've never had this happen before. I've never even HEARD of this happening to any other kitty!! How can my luck be so horrible? It was awful!! What happened, you ask??? Well let me tell you!

I was laying in the dining room, minding my own business, when I was attacked. It wasn't like a normal attack that involves claws and yowling. No... this was very sneaky. I didn't even know it was coming! So there I was.. sound asleep. And like a bomb from the sky, it hit me and exploded upon contact.

What was it? A horrible, awful thing... a hairball!! Yes.. A HAIRBALL!! It splattered all over my beautiful gray fur. I'm very meticulous about keeping my fur clean, and they go and do this awful thing to me! At least Meowmy helped out and wiped most of it off for me.

I still don't know why I was attacked. I don't even know who attacked me! At least Meowmy spared my dignity and didn't take any pictures. I keep hearing her say that she missed a great opportunity and wishes she had taken some, but she didn't want me to wander around the house smearing it all over the place. I can't say that I blame her... that was certainly on my mind!

Well.. I figured I would share this story so all of you kitties with brofurs and sisfurs are aware of the terror in the skies. Just play it safe and sleep and top of the refrigerator!

Purrs
~Mayhem

More torture, plus some good news.
March 10th 2009 9:02 am
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I can't believe it. She is trying her best to torture me. After having been cut nearly in half, I was left with some strings in my belly. Well, I knew these weren't supposed to be there, so I started pulling at them. I saw absolutely nothing wrong with pulling them out. They didn't belong there.

The next thing I know, I'm being stuffed into that danged cage again! I end up back at the v-e-t again! The same thing that happened to Kitty, happened to me. I should have been on guard after having read Kitty's diary entry.

Then, they go and put this big thing on my head, which is blocking me from licking my belly. Sigh.

On a higher note, some other kitties recognized my beauty and crowned me queen of the world! Okay. Well.. Maybe not queen of the world. They did like a picture my meowmy entered in the Shades of Gray photo contest for the month of March.

Coincidentally, my sisfur Kizzy was also in the photo with me. She has one of those big cone things, too. Maybe the reason we won was because we received a better reception?

Oh, the indignity!!
March 8th 2009 7:43 am
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I can't believe it. I'm sawed in half, then tied back together again. I go to take out the strings hanging out of my belly and mommy goes and dresses me up. Now I can't reach the strings!

I know she means well, but I don't like being dressed up. Grrr. She said if the clothes don't work, then I'll have to have an Elizabethan collar. Sounds fancy! Let me just twist this way and... stretch and....

I'm going to have to work on this. I'll be back.

~Mayhem