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Home:Hollister, CA

Age: 6 Years Sex: Male Weight: 14 lbs.

Catster stats for Racecar


Stars:

Leave a treat for Racecar

Nicknames:
Stupid Cat, Fatty, Skirt Steak (he's overweight), Evil Racecar

Kitty Complexion:

Activeness

sleepy		very active

Intelligence

silly		genius

Curiosity

not curious		very curious

Friendliness

timid		affectionate

Vocal

not vocal		very vocal

Quick Bio:

-mixed breed

Birthday:
April 18th 2007

Coloration:
Black and White

Likes:
being fed!

Pet-Peeves:
Cash the Dog. Dahlia trying to Nurse on him.

Favorite Toy:
Feathers. He goes APE for the featherstick.

Favorite Nap Spot:
On the top of the kitty-condo.

Favorite Food:
Anything you drop on the floor.

Skills:
The ability to be that stupid, and not drown himself in his waterbowl is quite a feat.

Dwells:
indoors and outdoors

Arrival Story:
There are TWO Stories for Racecar. The First story is the one regularly told. "Racecar was found by the Side of the Road, next to his dead mother's body. We brought him home and plan on raising him!" The next story is the truth. Racecar is the child of my Boss' cat, born on my birthday. I took it upon myself to get a cat for my birthday- despite already owning Wicket at the Time. The story about his dead mom was made up to ensure I got to keep Racecar. The name was a play on his "Origin."

Bio:
Racecar and Dahlia are Brother and Sister, from two seperate litters- Same Queen and Tom. Racecar's father is Semi-Feral, but Racecar got many traits from his mother. Racecar is not smart. He is not elegant, cunning or ANY words you would use to describe a cat. He puts up with all manner of attention- ear-pulling, heavy handling- and does it with a purr. I don't know how I wound up with a cat this much of a Village Idiot, but I love him to death.

Lives Remaining:
8 of 9

Forums Motto:
Left my BRAIN at home again.

I've Been On Catster Since:

January 21st 2008