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Yawn

Yes the attention my parents pay to football baffles me.. but the attention my "sisters," pay to the people in my house that pay attention to football baffles me more. Person after person comes into the house to watch this game.. that frankly I dont care about because the ball cant fit in my mouth or paws so who cares. Each time someone knocks on the door, they bark. After a few knocks can we become accostomed to the routine ladies...? Please? And then the sniffing. What do we think we will discover after the sniff...yes girls, everyone smells different. Oh and yes.. you may smell a foreign animal.. OH MY GAWD.. is that another dog on your pant leg!!! Oh my heavens what do we do... zzzzzzzzz. Can we consider a little memory retention because frankly ladies, unlike you, I dont get to go outside. And I would benefit from entertainment that is a little more stimulating than the bark, freak,wag, sniff cycle. Holler if you hear me cats!

-The Soph