June 9th 2008 7:40 pm
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Purrrrrrrrr!! Princess Oreo Here...It's high time I announce the complete and total anarchy of my realm here. Just who do these human subjects think they are? I know they understand their subservient positions but getting them to complete their duties for me is a whole different thing. After all...I work hard to keep my sibblings all in line and that's tough work. The rest of my time I spend grooming my beautiful fur and lounging upon my throne. Can you imagine that my human servants actually sleep on my throne at night while I'm out examining my outside kingdom! Such insolence! Do think really think that playing soccerball with me everynight is proper entertainment for a royal princess. I just get angry and show them how well I can attack the ball, pick it up with my nails and carry it away. I look over my shoulder at them and call..."Game Over"...They haven't quite figured out my warm weather program yet either. I love having my meals out on the patio instead of inside the dreary food room where they sit and eat their meals and I can never let on how much I love the thing they call RUB-THE-WRONG-WAY...Ohhhhhhhh! It's the greatest tickle ever. It's a massage where they drag their fingers slowly from my tail up my spine, up my neck to the top of my head. First they go the wrong way....then they go the right way. It really relaxes me but I still don't act pleased...they might actually think I'm happy with them. I must keep them guessing and always trying hard to please me.

Headbonks & Purrrrs,
Princess Oreo