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Bengal/American Shorthair

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Home:Henderson, NV

Age: 9 Years Sex: Female Weight: 8 lbs.

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Nicknames:
Monkey Moo,Monkey Mooster, Monkey Rooster, Moo-Roo, Roobert, Monkey Butt, Sweet Face, Punkin', Ratbrat, Roobee, Slinky Butt, Snooty Booty, Chicken, Baby Butt, Ratty

Kitty Complexion:

Activeness

sleepy		very active

Intelligence

silly		genius

Curiosity

not curious		very curious

Friendliness

timid		affectionate

Vocal

not vocal		very vocal

Quick Bio:

-cat rescue

Birthday:
February 14th 2004

Likes:
watching my birds and pet fish, going nuts, chasing my tail, jumping in and out of cardboard boxes, playing soccer with foil balls

Pet-Peeves:
Other cats & people

Favorite Toy:
My paper bag tunnel, some furry mice, the cheapest things I comes across & I like to play catch

Favorite Nap Spot:
My futon, the arm of the sofa, the corner of bed, and of course my kitty penthouse

Favorite Food:
My fresh sushi grade tuna, 24 month aged cheddar, mandarin oranges, fig newmans & bonito flakes

Skills:
I thinks I'm a dog even though my name is Monkey (I think)...I plays catch, I growl at the UPS truck, and I greet my Mom and Dad at the door (if I'm awake that is)

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
I was rescued at the restaurant my Momma was working at. Apparently I was given to the owner by someone who thought it was okay to let a 2 week old baby go from it's family. I was cold, crying & needed to eat. They gave me a hunk of bread in a saucer of milk. The little monkey that I am couldn't even lap it up, let alone eat anything solid. I cried & went home with a co-worker who was unable to keep me. I came back the next day, unable to find someone to comfort me. Until my father-to-be picked mr up & was the only one able to soothe me. It was love at first sight. I've been a little menace ever since.

Bio:
I'm a real pain in the bum in the wee hours of the night & love to scratch the walls, although I've grown out of that now. I used to have a real bad tummy & has food allergies. My Momma and Poppa love me though & tell me daily just how lucky I am that I'm so darned cute! I love to attack my Momma, especially in the ankle area. I thinks it's really fun! I'm Poppa's little girl though. My tummy is just about better now, turns out I had allergies to wheat, corn, eggs and dairy among other things. The only thing I can eat is raw chicken and other natural stuff...things that I should really be eating anyway, none of this crappy man made "food" with vegetables and things in that us cats just don't need. As soon as I started eating the good stuff, my tummy got all better, and has been ever since!

Lives Remaining:
7 of 9

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I've Been On Catster Since:

September 7th 2004