
November 7th 2009 10:01 pm
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"The all new 2010 Emily Felicity model has superb design features and sleek styling! Including the 'Ear Hair Filter' (EHF)! The EHF, see picture here: EHF was exquisitely designed with each hair carefully hand-placed by the Master of the Universe to provide optimum dust and dirt filtering to the delicate kitty inner ear, without interfering with the maximum sound input quality! It also comes in a beautiful cream color that contrasts nicely with the darker hair of the outer ear body!"
Dear Diary,
I think my mommy has done too much new car shopping lately. *sigh* My ear hair has not been re-designed in anyway, although I will admit to the design being superb! And as fur "all new?" Well THIS Emily Felicity has a 14th birthday coming up in a couple months and I don't think that qualifies as "new" in cars OR cats! MOL!
Sleek styling purrrs,
Emily Felicity 
October 26th 2009 4:38 pm
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Dear Diary,
My cute little new furriend Pia-Zadora wrote in her diary about how she hides her toys! I like to hide mommy's hair scrunchies, if I can get my paws on them… I have a secret stash somewhere that mommy and daddy can't find! MOL!
The other day I got my beautiful Calvin's Collar (they are out of stock right now because we Catsters bought them all up!) from my purrecious angel furriend, Calvin (Calvin I love you!). My new main picture is of me in my Calvin Collar. Calvin's sweet mommy put a Ring-A-Ding toy in the package with my collar (we had purchased another item too). And you know what? Ring-A-Ding toys look kind of like hair scrunchies…except fur the hard ring in the middle… but close enough… hee hee!
Mommy put my collar on me and took my picture and then threw the Ring-A-Ding toy on the bed fur me to play with while she picked my best picture fur my page and uploaded it. Five minutes later… the Ring-A-Ding toy was missing in action, nowhere to be found…. MOL! I've put it with the hair scrunchies!
Mommy was home sick today and she and daddy were talking about my secret stash. So mommy got out her last hair scrunchie and threw it out as bait. Mommy and daddy both watched carefully as I batted it around the kitchen, out in to the dining room…almost under the china cabinet, but whoops! Not there… on into the living room and then under the couch!
They thought, "aha!" And they moved the coffee table and the couch (mommy was kinda sorry she did that 'cause she got a little dizzy). And underneath they found…… the one hair scrunchie, a couple of pipe cleaners and giant dust rhinos! MOL! I'll never tell where my new Ring-A-Ding toy and mommy's hair scrunchies are hidden!
Later in the day I got to get on mommy's lap while she was on the 'puter. And guess what?? It was pre-heated! Mommy had her corn bag on her lap cause she was chilled so I got to snuggle down into a really nice warm lap!
Don't know what a corn bag is? Well I'll let mommy write a P.S. about it.
I love you Catster furriends. And Calvin there just are not adequate words fur us to convey our love to you and sympathies to your furmily today.
Purrrrs,
Emily
P.S. from mommy: I'm not "crafty" at all… but I know so many of you Catster moms are. So I wanted to share this idea. A friend, well actually it was my secretary (I don't want to make unwarranted claims to having friends), made me my corn bag and I just love it! It is a simple cotton bag that is filled with dried corn. You heat it in the microwave for a couple of minutes and it will hold the heat for hours. I use it to keep my perpetually chilly feet warm at night (Edgar tries to steal it, by the way… he gets between my feet and the corn bag!) or when I am just chilled or have some aches and pains. I understand you can do the same thing with rice or dried beans or lentils. But I've only had one with dried corn. The corn smells nice when it is heated too. 
October 22nd 2009 5:53 pm
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Dear Diary,
Friends are a blessing and I feel furry blessed! I have many purrecious friends to thank fur gifties and concatulatory pmails and diary comments fur my DDP yesterday!
Furst, let me thank these dear, sweet furriends fur their nice pmails:
Beautiful, kind Miss Hazel Lucy who is always the furry furst to send me a concatulatory pmail fur a diary honor!
That handsome and kind angel who Miss Hazel Lucy is lucky enough to call her furry own fur husband, Buddie!
A grande olde dame and sweet furriend, Smokey! Beautiful Smokey is 21 years olde!
A beautiful little panther girl, Rosie the Cat! I think Rosie might be needing your purrrs, she has a large PoP gift on her page. So please send some purrs her way.
And a darling furriend who I KNOW could use your purrs, please purrrrrr furry hard fur sweet Misha!
Thank you to these purrecious furriends fur their concatulatory comments on my diary (both the one that was up when I got the DDP and the one I wrote last night):
A dear, long time furriend from a furry special furmily, Sir Alfie Kneads A Lot!
The most handsome gray boy cat in the whole entire world, Arnold P.!
And human! I got a concatulatory comment from a human! The mommy of my dear furriends, Frankie Sinatracat and Captain Macaroni!
That beautiful DDP queen herself, The Queen of Diamonds, Samoa! Miss Samoa, I can't imagine what the Diary Gal is thinking giving me a DDP fur just saying: "uh we entered some pictures, here's our voting page" and not recognizing you!! (It really MUST be random!)
That sweet, cute little Tabby with 'Tude, Little Bit!
A darling Olde Furt, from a furry sweet furmily (kitties, you really must get to know this furmily! They are so nice and should have like a bazillion furriends!) Robinton!
That adorable girl that all Catsters love (I'm a secret Muppethead!) Muppet!
Precious, beautiful, Mercy! And by the way, on the off chance there is a kitty on Catster who reads my diary who does NOT already know Mercy and her furmily (admittedly the chances of that are not good! MOL!) you really must click on her link here and check out The Wizard of OZ costumes that she and other furmily members are wearing fur Halloween! They are just tooooo cute!!!
A furry special, furry dear and furry long-time furriend, and a purrty handsome guy too! My dear furriend, Sheldon!
And another furry special and dear and furry long-time furriend, who my mommy actually got to meet in purrson last year! Sweet, Muffin!
And now, fur gifties!!! *What's that mommy? NO! You may not take a break to go potty! Oh, okay! Be quick…. taps paw impatiently….*
*Ahem* As I was saying, And now, fur gifties! Thank you furry much to:
That cute, sweet duo, Tate and Tonka fur a spooky ghostie!
And thank you again to that most handsome gray boy in the whole world, who melts my heart, Arnold P. fur the beautiful diamond!
My effur so charming and debonair dear furriend, Frankie Sinatracat fur a witch's hat! Perfect fur my costume fur the spa Halloween party Frankie! Thank you!
Sweet little Sugar , the Queen of Hearts, and her entire furmily (Please continue your daily purrs fur her brofur, Calvin!) fur the candy corn! It was yummy!
A dear furriend (you are always in my purrrs!) Hooch and his lovely furmily, fur a purrty pumpkin!
My always sweet and funny and cheerful furriend, Flower fur the lovely rose! Flower I so hope you are feeling completely better now!
An angel who is truly one of a kind and so furry dear to me and so many Catsters, Tyler fur the beautiful red heart!
A furry handsome, sweet and funny furriend, adorable, Simon fur another candy corn! Yum! Yum! *checks waistline, worriedly, to make sure she is not getting fat as the orange lump, Edgar*
A furmily who is furry dear to me, again, some of my oldest furriends, Mayhem and furmily fur the beautiful gold star! Now, if you click the link, Mayhem's is not the first picture you will see, but she is the furmily spokes-kitten, AND she just won the Catster's Cat's Meow Halloween Contest!!! Yippeeeeeeeee Mayhem!!
The adorable, cute, precious, sweet, funny, special little lovebug, MY adopted nephew, Leo fur the beautiful bouquet of roses!! Leo, you are so precious! Now, Auntie Em says no more jumping from the top of the refrigerator to the floor! It scares me too much! I can't tell you how happy I am though that you are feeling up to that! *does happy auntie dance*
That breakfast maker extraordinaire, the furry sweet, loving and kind Piewacket fur another lovely round orange pumpkin!
And last, but certainly not least, a dear furriend from down under (and no sweetie, you weren't a day late! But that's okay, I can neffur figure out what time it is where you are either! MOL!) Ka - Zar fur another lovely rose!
More individual thanks are on the way dear furriends! But my mommy, who apparently has no stamina whatsoever, has declared that after this diary entry she is not doing any more secretarial work fur me this evening. So it may take me a little while to get to all of you!
Thank you so much fur making my day so special! And…. furriends, you really don't need to send me gifts fur a DDP. I'm kind of embarrassed because Edgar and I stopped sending rosies fur DDPs a while back… we save them fur birthdays and kitties who need purrrs and kitties we just want to thank fur something or send some sunshine to. Now… if I get Cat of the Day or Cat of the Week, well that's a different story! MOL!!!
Much love and purrrs to you all,
Emily Felicity 
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