December 25th 2012 5:55 pm
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Mr. Santa Claws came to visit me last night....
oh boy!! Did I rack up!! I waited and waited
for him.....he must of been very busy leaving
gifts for other Furfaces because he was very
late..in fact, I fell asleep curled up in my
Anyway, Mr. Santa Claws left me a new
Mustache Comb to comb my Giant Black
Whisker....he left some Mustache Wax
for my Giant Black Whisker to help keep it in
place...he left some Mustache Gel to make
it shine and stand out above all other Giant
Black Whiskers....he left me a note explaining
they don't make "Whisker" combs, wax and
Gel...so that is why I got MUSTACHE products!
Well, that was fine with me because MUSTACHE
products make me feel more grown up...WHISKER
products would make me still feel like a little Furguy....
**sigh**..I had also secretly ask Mr. Santa Claws
for some GROW CREAM to make me bigger...he didn't mention
why he didn't bring any of that...other than to say:
Dear Tiny Terror Of Tennessee,
Your lot in life is to be tiny and to realize that
good things come in tiny packages.
When you learn that, we can discuss your
wish to be bigger.
Until then, you are and will always be
the Tiny Terror of Tennessee.
(Not a bad thing in my book...and MY book
is all that counts when Christmas time is
here, right? HoHoHoHo)...
Mr. Santa Claws
So, my Furfriends, that note was left in my
stocking along with some oranges and
a black sort of funny smelling round thing that
is too heavy for me to play with and makes
my paws turn black when I touch it. I wonder
what it is??
Your Happy Little Cash, Jason Cash
Wow! Santa left you some great goodies! Merry Christmas to you!
Awww what a Christmas story! Momma says you are very cute!
Cash boy Santa Paws took care of yous!! MOL...