
December 2nd 2008 11:43 am
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Bah humbug, I'm no longer king of the hill! This new beast Nona is ignoring my spitting & arching......I'm now trying this out on B (ie Benefactor).
She gives me the evil eye when I do this, man! I can't impress anyone anymore.
I've become quite fat eating here, can't mouse like I used to. The beds are cozy, the treats endless: sheesh!! Wassup with all that?
I live to intimidate! But for now I'll curl up & nap. Gotta work this thing through.
A treat first. Life here is TOUGH!! 
April 28th 2008 11:41 am
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NOT! NEVER!! hahaha
I'm sitting in B's lap, I wonder if she notices?
I invited myself in, ate all of Gray's kibble, then helped myself to love & affection. B is looking at me now, uh oh, think it's time to jump down.
That useless Gray & I have truce now, but I still want to beat up on him. He bit my ear once, and I was impressed. He has some spunk in him!
Well, I hear a mouse or something rattling around in the living room, time for the Homey Express Mouse Delivery!!
Goodbye for now. 
March 25th 2008 12:07 pm
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Well well well, I have cracked the code to gain access to the BigHouse on a more or less consistent basis.......I PRETEND to be nice to Gray. Wow! SOOOOO simple!
For the past 3 days & some of the evenings I have invited myself in, to dine on Gray's food, then take a long nap upstairs on the wool mattress. I won't reveal where I take potty breaks though, that may get me permanently expelled!
B is watching my manners, and even lets me sit on her lap when she's online. It causes Gray terrible distress, but then he cozies up to the woodstove, shuts his yap, and I can be worshipped in relative peace.
Ahhhhh! I like it inside!
Hmmmm now, what's NEXT?? heehee 
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