Snoop's Blogg

guilt

April 9th 2009 6:16 am
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So mom was finally getting over her bronchitis. It was Spring Break day one and all was right with the world. Then she tried to turn on the computer. Nothing. uh-oh. Checking the power cord she found it had been eaten down to the shiny silver wires. uh-oh. A very unhappy mommy. Lots of unhappy scolding noises. I sat, quiet and mature, and pointed my paw at those stinky kittens.

Some time later......mommy comes home with a package. MANY more unhappy scolding noises. Apparently she had no idea that replacement power cords cost 100+ dollars. sniff (licks paw nonchalantly). This is not really my problem, mom. I chalk that up to corporate greed. Also, apparently, we cats are no longer allowed to read Mr. Lollycat McNono's diary without adult supervision.

ok, so we're all powered up and back in business, no real harm done.....
So how come all of a sudden last night all the food and water was removed?? This is cruel and unusual punishment!! I plan to immediately contact the Obama administration and ask them to send mom the memo against torture. The woman is vindictive.

Then, yesterday morning, BEIGNET DISAPPEARED!!!!!! I did notice mom walk through the kitchen with the carrier, but being weak with hunger and thirst, I didn't really pay close attention. A bit later our food and water reappeared. After a hearty breakfast, I felt like taunting that stinky kitten. He wasn't on top of my cat tree. He wasn't lurking, kitten butt in the air, behind the dresser in the hall. He wasn't hiding under the bed in Pomme's room. He's not anywhere!

For the love of Cat, what will mom do next? All because of a little power cord snack? She's out of control.

It's been 24 hours and still no Beignet. Do you think she got rid of him because of the power cord? I'm gnawing my claws in guilt. OK OK I did it. I ate the power cord. I CONFESS! There. I'll take my punishment like a man...can Beignet come back now?

 
 

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