I am so cute.

I was sitting in front of my mom's mirror today and I noticed how darn cute I really am. Anyone who thinks differently is an idiot. Especially Orbie, since he doesn't even know what a mirror is. My Banana wireless phone bill was soo high last month. I think I will try a Peach wireless next time. I hear they have better rates. I have to figure out how to break into the drawer where the sticky hand is. I will take it and when my moms try to find it, I will laugh and pretend like I don't know where it is either. I have to go practice with my band "Mushroomhead." I am the lead screamer. Everyone likes me the most because I am so cute.

September 15, 2004

I don't know why I have to be the last to get to write.. it's always EVERYONE else first.. just cuz I am smallest.. they will DIE. I WILL KIIEEL them!
Why do my moms call me 'baby beeler'? I mean, what the hell? I am not a baby anymore. Then everyone is all about Gypsy turning 18 today.. HEY EVERYONE, I TURN ONE ON THE 29th!!!!!
UGH
I have to go do my killings.. uh, er, chores
(gee I hope moms don't read this)