My best friend is gone Stoney R.I.P July 2009

I am so sad today, my best friend in the whole world was put to sleep yesterday. He was really sick and hadnt been very well for a long time. All his pain is gone so Im happy for him, but I am sure going to miss him annoying me and chasing after me in the garden,he was the greatest pal to have around.
I love you Stoney, and some day we will meet again and we'll have the best fun together, I hope you will look down on me, Joanne and all of the family and keep us safe.
Until we meet again at Rainbow Bridge
All my love,
Woody xx

So Dumb

Hi friends, do you know if there was an award for clumsiest cat in the world I would probably win it. A couple of months ago my owner was getting into her car to go to work, well not wanting to miss out on the action I ran across the road to get her attention, when I thought she was going to chase me I ran back across the road only to be hit by the back wheel of a car (whoever invented those stupid things has a lot to answer for) Well you know what happened next, yes it was off down to my dear friend Charles the vet (only it wasnt Charles this time it was his sister Julianne, who is just as nice and very friendly) She took one look at my back leg and said I was to rest for a few days, and then out came the dreaded lampshade collar for my neck, I mean c'mon, it does nothing for a brother you know what I mean. Anyway I had to wear it again for 2 weeks and my leg healed quite nicely, Im kind of a bit more cautious now when crossing the road, but I dont think this is the end of my disaters just yet, do you!!!!!

Wow, Look at me everyone

Have you seen my video ladies, I told you I was something else, now you can see for yourselves, I know everyone is going to want to be my friend now so please excuse me if it takes some time to get around to accepting you, its hard work being this good looking you know!!!

Its my party and I'll cry if I want to

Can you believe it was my birthday yesterday and I did not receive one birthday card, I recieved loads of love and attention from my owners though (as I usually do because they adore me) Hopefully the postman got a bit delayed with all the presents etc that he has for me and I might recieve them today, fingers crossed,
Woody

Paaaaaarrrrrrttttyyyy Time!!!!!

Yep Im the big 2 on Sunday so Im hoping to get lots and lots of treats for my birthday (my family spoil me everyday so I cant complain really) Im such a big boy now but Im begining to notice a few wrinkles, this old age thing really creeps up on you doesnt it ha ha!!!

The lights are on but there's nobody home

Im really beginning to feel like a lamp shade now, I thought I'd only have to wear this bloomin thing for a couple of days but its been 10 now and its not over yet......... I have to keep it on until Monday......................SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS (And it does nothing for my street cred either)
Bright Spark Woody

I dont believe this

Can you believe that the vet is making me wear a plastic collar around my neck until tomorrow in case I want to try and eat my tail, I mean c'mon half of it is gone already, why would I want to go and do something like chew the rest of it away (because Im Woody thats why!!!!) I really am looking forward to all the pampering I deserve, and can you believe I havent been allowed out to play with my friend Stoney for nearly a week now, he must miss me lots. I think I get my stitches out tomorrow and then Im hoping I dont have to see my friend Charles for a very long time, although he is a very nice man, even my owners think so (now Im wondering why they keep bringing me to the vet!!!!!)
Laters,
Woody

A funny tale

Well folks can you believe it, I must be the most unluckiest Cat in the world. Remember a while ago I thought I had to get my toe amputated then a miracle happened and I didnt have to, well now I have to go to my friend Charles the vet today to get some of my tail amputated. I think I may have got it caught in some barbed wire while I was chasing some other cats in the hood but I fractured it in the process so now its bent at the top and the vet says its gotta go. I really am such a silly billy but I think it makes me all the more cuter, come on ladies let me hear you say aaaahhhhhhh!!!!! So again I'll say that all sympathy is kindly accepted and your well wishes would be most appreciated,
Thank You,
Woody

Merry Chrismapuss

I really hope everyone got something nice from the big man in the red suit. I got a lovely new outfit which I will get my owner to post on here so that all you ladies can check me out!!! I had a lovely time over the holidays just eating and chilling, now its time to work off all that turkey and ham and get back into shape for 2006!!!!

Whats all the noise about???

Wow, Halloween night was soooooooooooo scary, my owner wouldnt let me go play outside because it was so noisy because people were playing with firecrackers and rockets and cats dont go too well with them as you know. The sky lit up with so many colours, it was amazing, but I was in my owners arms so I knew nothing bad could happen to me. But Im not a scaredy cat anyway, I could look after myself thank you very much, my owner must think I would have been frightened, but I wasnt I can tell you I wasnt.........................WHO SAID GHOST.......... WHAT.............WHERE!!!!!!!