pissed

Dogs are stupid.

Sure, not all other cats will agree with me. That weirdo cat, O.J., down the street adores them. Lots of those "outside" folk do. Some inside ones too, amazingly. but no, not me. To me dogs are nothing more than annoyances. My dog for example, all she does when I jump in reach is run over, and lick me. EEWWW! Dog drool. So I hiss, and swat at her with my clawless paws (darn those humans), and tell her to get out of my site before I nip her, and she's starts whimpering. Feh, what is wrong with these animals? Some chase us, other try to kill us, and the worst of it is the ones that want to be FRIENDS with us! They are a different species, and need to mind their own buisness....feh.......

outside?

Eeeep! I hate outside! It's too...not safe! stupid things speeding down the road almost hit me! And the hawks tried to eat me! And I got chased by dogs! Ick, I'm happy to be inside again...

-yawn-

Yup, another day of laying around the house and eating....fun.

A better day

I was caught playing my little 'games with the dog again. -sigh- Oh well. I'm feeling better today, and have an entire free day to myself, safe, inside with no snow! Heh, I don't know how the dog can love that cold white stuff.

Uh oh...

Today has been bad. I've been scik 14 times. I have to go back to the place with the cold tables and people dressed in white tomorrow.

I can feel myself getting weaker. My family has been really nice to me. I must be really sick..oh no, no time to toture the puppy today...Feh, oh well.