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Missy's musings

What I want to accomplish in the next year

I've noticed humans like to make lists of what they want to do so I decided to do the same thing. My first year or so has been busy growing up to be a nice big kitty but now that my age equals a human adult, I need to be a kitty adult. I need goals. So here are my top 10 things I want to accomplish within the next year.

10. I want to figure out how to reach that stick thingy on mommy's blinds so I can help her open them.
9. I want to learn how to actually turn the doorknob so I can let myself in and out.
8. I want to rid the parking lot of my apartment complex of all invader kitties (those oppossums need to go too but I think that's a second year goal). I must protect my humans.
7. I want to figure out how to open those cabinet doors so I can get stuff when Mommy is gone. Maybe she'll let me help her cook.
6. I want to continue mastering the art of spreading my water so I can help mommy mop the floor.
5. I want to continue learning how to take each thing off of mommy's walls so I can help her decorate.
4. I want to continue making my mommy and daddy run outside by leaving nasty smelling "gifts" in my litter box. I think they need more fresh air and less time at that computer thingy.
3. I want to keep dusting all the high spots that mommy can't reach by crawling up there and getting the dust all over my butt.
2. I want to catch those fishies on mommy's shower curtain so she doesn't get bit by one of them when she's in the shower.
1. I want to continue driving my mommy absolutely insane!

I'm new to Catster

Hi there, my name is Missy. I'm a beautiful little tuxedo kitty who loves my mommy and daddy. My mommy's name is Jamie and her boyfriend's name is John. He's my daddy and he comes to see us on the weekends.

After my humans left me for what they kept calling Thanksgiving, I wrote a letter to my mommy's cat friends about my version of the weekend's events. They seemed to like it and said I was a good writer. I decided I want to blog just like my mommy. I don't know how much time I will have to write here because I'm so busy being a pretty little kitty cat. When I'm not helping mommy feed me or watching her in the bathroom or chasing imaginary things in my home, I'm taking cat naps! That doesn't leave much time for the computer. I also spend a lot of time supervising my mommy when she's working on the computer. I'm a busy kitty.

Please leave me messages, I like messages. MEOWR!