October 28th 2004 5:47 pm
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A most revolting development has occured! Last night as I was enjoying a lovely repast in my usual way--standing on my own food while I wolf down Toby's-- I was suddenly swept off of my feet and thrust into solitary confinement in the castle water closet by some scurvy knave! I have never been so insulted in my life! I vaguely remember hearing a voice exclaiming "Let Toby eat his food", or some such nonsense, but I was so shocked by this unnatural treatment that I barely recall the words! And to add insult to injury, I was kept in said confinement for an extended period of time with no offer of amnesty. At long last my servant discovered my predicament and set me free with much petting and apologies, but it took several minutes before I could regain my composure enough to wolf down my own meal. As if this was not bad enough, as I was settling down to Toby's dinner again tonight, lo and behold, the same thing happened! This time I obtained my freedom shortly, but Toby's food was gone by then. I had to soothe my injured sensibilities with my own meager repast. If I shall ever discover the identity of the scurvy knave who is abducting me, they shall sorely pay for their indiscretions, believe me!