Adventures of Oliver!

The Sky is Falling..

Oh no!!
Whazzit doing????
Such a racket. Water coming
at me frum effurywhere!!!

Power wash a house???? I neffur hurd
of sech a thing! Where did this devil
come from! Some hooman is walkin round
the outside of our house spraying this
STUFF!!!!

Whew, it is done. Now get this effury cat.
The hooman purrson comes in to get
her pay and seez me! Yep, handsome
me and starts cooing all over me about
what a cute kitty, yada yada yada, u get
the message. So's I turn on all my charm
and get scrunches and hugs and sloppy
kisses. Yecht! The hooman and meomy start
exchanging stories about us cats. That's when
I turn tail and run for da hills. Too much
flattery will get they effurywhere!!!!

See ya soon!
Oliver b'doliver ....