July 1st 2011 2:52 pm
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The Beast is big. The Beast is loud. The Beast is scary.
I do not like the Beast.
Every week my mom pulls the Beast out of its lair in the hallway closet and drags it around the house, over every square inch of floor. The Beast roars its belligerent song the entire time. It is scary.
The Beast has a single glowing eye that never blinks. This is an abomination. Any creature that roars so savagely and never blinks cannot be up to anything but unmitigated evil.
Sometimes the Beast gets close to where I am trying to sleep. It approaches and retreats, approaches and retreats. Even though my mom has a grip on it, I can never be sure when it might break free and lunge at me just when I let my guard down. I know it would swallow me up in two seconds and I would never see the light of day again. I would have to listen to that relentless, brutal roar for all eternity inside its belly. It would be very, very scary.
I do not like the Beast at all.
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Your Beast has a glowing light?!?!?! Oh MY CAT! That would freak me out too!!! Mine doesn't have a glowing eye, but my goodness is it LOUD and SCARY!!! Just don't mention to any of the furs in my house how much I hate that thing because I still rule the roost around here... just don't care too much fur that thing!
Hating the Beast is perfectly natural. I won't tell a soul. It'll be our secret. ;)