June 2nd 2011 12:27 am
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*Red Alert!* *Red Alert!*

Everybody, take cover! Stand back! Clear the decks! Hairball alert!

It's going to happen. Any minute now. I can feel it, in the pit of my stomach, growing, escalating, getting ready to launch itself free. Here it comes, watch out! Don't say I didn't warn you!

. . .

*gak* *gak* *gak*

. . .

Uh . . . um, false alarm, sorry.

Go on about your business.

Purred by: Sasha Elizabeth (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 7:50 pm

Hee!!! I love to scare mom with false alarms. She tries to take me from the carpet to the tile and then.... nothing!

What fun!!!

Purred by: Won-Ton (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 11:28 pm

I have few false alarms, and even fewer hairballs, mostly due to the tasty hairball gel I get every day. But when I do have one, watch out! And then I feel so much better afterward.