June 2nd 2011 12:27 am
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*Red Alert!* *Red Alert!*
Everybody, take cover! Stand back! Clear the decks! Hairball alert!
It's going to happen. Any minute now. I can feel it, in the pit of my stomach, growing, escalating, getting ready to launch itself free. Here it comes, watch out! Don't say I didn't warn you!
. . .
*gak* *gak* *gak*
. . .
Uh . . . um, false alarm, sorry.
Go on about your business.
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Hee!!! I love to scare mom with false alarms. She tries to take me from the carpet to the tile and then.... nothing!
I have few false alarms, and even fewer hairballs, mostly due to the tasty hairball gel I get every day. But when I do have one, watch out! And then I feel so much better afterward.