April 15th 2009 8:10 pm
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My dad makes food for me. He grinds up chickens and livers and a special supplement to give me a balanced diet and mixes it all up in a huge bowl. And when he's done portioning it out into a week's worth of meals to put in the freezer, he lets me lick the bowl.
The bowl is so enormous that I could fit inside it and curl up for a nap. My mom or my dad will hold the bowl on its side while I nom away. I can fit my head and shoulders inside and still kind of hear an echo as I chase down every last luscious little scrap of food clinging to its cavernous sides.
The thought of how much yummy food the enormous bowl could hold is absolutely intoxicating. Maybe some day my mom or dad will make a big batch of food and let me eat it all right out of the bowl! Oh, that would be heavenly! Of all the cat tummies in town, I'd have the absolute happiest!
And maybe some day I could curl up for a nap in it too (once it's clean and dry, of course). And I bet I'd dream about enormous quantities of succulent, lip-smacking, mouthwatering food. Yum!
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