Won-Ton Reflects

I'm not allowed on my mom's computer any more

April 8th 2008 11:28 pm
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I'm not allowed on my mom's computer anymore. I used to climb on it and walk on the keyboard all the time, because I found it was a great way to get attention from her.

But my feet would type things like:
Ω2wwwwm,,332

and:
1`qqq

and:
333hj498888 88888wssssss;ppnnnnp['bbbbbbbbb

Once I even typed:
SAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH,
which I thought was pretty cool. Actually I think all of these are fine things to type on a keyboard. But my mom doesn't think so. She frowns upon such doings very intensely. I think she's just jealous. If she used all of her hands and feet like I do, instead of just two of her fingers, she could type stuff like that too.

But it wasn't just what I had typed that got me banned from her computer. Apparently I had been doing other things as well, such as trying to shut the machine off, turning on caret browsing (my mom doesn't even know what that is, and is thus a little afraid of it), tabbing all over the place, turning on the caps lock, and making the screen go "all cuckoo," according to my mom. I made browser tabs appear and disappear. I made funny sounds emanate from the machine. I erased some stuff of hers too, which really got her agitated. She is usually pretty mellow.

So I got banned from her computer. She still welcomes me into her lap, but she snatches her little laptop away and out of my reach, making room for me to tread upon her unimpeded. I still try to walk on the keyboard when she sets it on the arm of the sofa, but she foils my attempts by sliding it really close to her or partially closing the lid. Sometimes she makes her hands vertical like a wall next to the keyboard. I try to nose my way past them, but she blocks me with her shoulder while leaning down to give me a kiss on my head, murmuring "Stay off my keyboard . . . stay off my keyboard . . . good girl . . . stay off my keyboard . . ."

*sigh* I wanted to type more cool stuff.

 
 

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