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I am Natasha - International Kitty of Mystery

Woo hoo I am a member of Polydactyl and Proud!!!

Have to get my brother Boris and my sister Tootsie to sign up as well!!
Ya think 'Tootsie' is a Poly? My slaves didn't name her that for nothing!
Hey the slave with no hair on top sometimes calls her "Paws-enstein!"
Can you believe it! Ha! I like chasing her... course I like chasing everyone!

Hey guess what!! I have' thumbs' just like I have seen Polydactyl and Proud. Cool!

I'll have to get the slave with no hair on top to upload a picture of them. I'd do it mut I am all... well... thumbs!!! HA HA HA HA!!! I crack myself up!!

Later!

Exploring is my life!

Today I felt there was something my slaves were hiding behind the bookcases. Why else would the arrange them to leave a corner at the top? Even though they were almost 8 feet (1.7 meters) tall, I easily pushed my lean frame up to the top. Peering over the edge I could no decern anything from such a tall height. So sure was I there must be something behind there, I took measure and lept down.

Ah ha I knew it!! There was a secret!!! The secret is there is nothing back there and there is no way out... hmmm... weird... why would they create such a space with nothing in it, and no way out...

Well I found that jumping would not help... there was nothing to sink my claws into to pull or climb up on and I couldn't leap that far in one jump. "Great!!", I thought. "FOOLS! Why do employ these people? Now I am stuck."

"Oh sure I hear them calling me... yeah over here!!"

" No no, look down! Here. Yes... I am here. "

"FOOLS!", I thought to myself. "Yes I know I am stuck down here. It's your fault for allowing such a space to exist with NOTHING in it, and with NO way out! Now get me out of here!", I yelled.

Eventually the dim witted slave with the hair on his face broke out the back of the book case and I was free. Imagine the audactiy of him to chide ME for going into that stupid place. Me! *I* simply went there to find what they were hinding behind that bookcase. It not my fault they were NOT hiding anything. What then is the purpose of such a place? Dummies...

Sigh... well the food is good here even if the help leaves something to be desired...

Until we talk again...
Nadie...