Jack's Memoirs

I am Awesome

October 8th 2004 5:37 pm
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I have successfully killed and eaten approximately 23 flies today. That has to be some kind of record. You see -- they had been building up for quite a while in my screened-in porch, but my female human hasn't opened the door for me due to the chill in the air. Today she was kind enough to oblige. I'm sure the truth is that she desperately needed my services, and knew that I was the only one for the job. Who else? I am champion "catch-fly-in-midair-with-mouth-or-paw-and-promtly-begin-to- digest...er." I am awesome.


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