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Princess Dusty-Princess of Mommas House

This is How I Think.

How Cats Think

When I was just a kitten,
My mother said to me.
"Someday, you'll have a human pet,
They're cuddly and they're free".

She said "They're awful clumsy,
They stumble, trip, and fall.
They cannot even see a Cat,
Sleeping in a hall".

"They act as if they own the place,
They're bossy every day.
You'll learn you must ignore them
It's just the human way".

So, I took my Mom's advice,
I got a human pet.
I have named her Jeanne
And she's cuddly as they get.

Owning Jeanne has been some fun,
And usually we are friends.
But she can be a handful,
I'm glad she wasn't twins.

Humans really aren't too bright,
Their brains are small, I guess.
While trying hard to train her,
I've not had much success.

She doesn't seem to understand,
How things are 'posed to be.
She insists on being headstrong,
Not mellowed out, like me.

She hasn't learned to lick herself,
To keep her body clean.
And when it comes to purring,
She isn't very keen.

She plays on her computer,
Just wasting time away.
When playing with a ball of string,
Could really make her day.

She seems content to sit there,
Banging on those keys.
While I inspect her ankles,
Checking them for fleas.

When my neighbors visit me,
We sneak out to the bushes.
We laugh about our human pets,
While sitting on our tushes.

Jeanne is getting up in years,
And becoming rather slow.
There are a lot of cats out there,
Who'd say she has to go.

But I'm inclined to keep her,
I've considered this a lot.
Why train another human pet,
When I love the one I've GOT.

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Fun Fun Fun

Wheeeeeee! Momma put the Christmas tree up!! She specifically told me NOT to go near it. *purrrrr* But I didnt listen. Those siney things are just to purrrrrrty. Now Momma got the water bottle out. *hiss* I have been a good girl though. I havent climbed the tree....YET! Not that I havent wanted to.

When I was a little girl Momma used to squish up tin foil in to a ball. I sooo loved playing with those. Well Momma decided to make one for me the other night. BUT she put catnip in it first. Ohhh MEOW! I have had soooo much fun!! It is soooo shiney. It smells soooooo yummy!! *ppppuuuRRRRrrrRR* But that dumb dog sure is a pain. He keeps trying to get it from me so he can r ip it up. *hiss growl*

*yawwwwwwnnnnnn...streeeeetchhhhhhhh*

Whew...what a day it has been already. The dumb dog woke me up from my beauty nap. I will get him later. He just doesnt understand how difficult it is to stay up all night watching for mice. Dumb dog! Momma says I am a very good mouser. She is so proud of me. She says I catch 'em as good as Ozzy did.

Momma put out traps though. Now she wont let me into the laundry room. Sumthin about I might get my toes snapped. Hmmmm Maybe sometime when she isnt looking. *purrrr*

Momma made us a yummy dinner for Thanksgiving. I dont eat alot. I have to watch my girl kitty figure. But Boomie and I had some super yummy turkey. But that dumb dog stole mine. I smacked him and Daddy got mad. Dumb dog!

Thats ok. I peed in his water bowl. He doesnt know it yet though.

*walking off to jump up in the window*