May 24th 2009 9:56 pm
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OK, Emmett is in the house and causing a stir!
It is not easy being the only cat in a house of dogs, but I manage and along the way may have learned a few things. The first thing I learned is the art of thievery. I am becoming proficient at this fine art and whenever possible I try to blame it on the dogs (the wrench in that whole theory is that the dogs seldom steal). Well, I'm working on the blaming part but it seems I usually get busted (like the time I stole the lemon bars and knocked the dish onto the floor that left it in a million pieces). No dogs to blame that time since they were all in bed for the night. OK, so I just need to work on NOT being the first one blamed . Bwaahahhahaaaha
Anyway, another thing I learned was that if I cause great bodily harm to the humans they will decided that giving me a BATH is not worth the effort at all. I have done GREAT in this category. It is amazing what torn clothes and claw marks can do to the fragile human psyche. One for Emmett! I have practically mastered that one.
Finally, the weather is warmer and I find that if the humans are busy cooking on the grill and have their hands full, it is the perfect time to run out and eat some grass. I will get picked up and placed immediately back in the house, but usually I get just enough grass to sufficiently throw it up in the least convenient spot.
So there you have it. Mischief managed!