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Mischievous tales from an orange tabby

Under the weather

Went to the vet once again but they still don't know what is wrong with me :(


I have been constipated and vomiting yet the x-rays don't show blockage (just full intestines) and my kidneys are remaining stable with their values. Mom is at her wits end because I don't want to eat all the time and have overall been feeling pretty crummy.

For now I am on a laxative and on moistened food. Wish me well, this has been an on again and off again issue for several months now and everyone is stumped.

Purrs,
Emmett

10 years old today!

It was my birthday/gotcha day today and to celebrate I got canned Wellness seafood variety for dinner and some freeze dried Salmon. I can't even begin to tell you how much I love that salmon! Anyway, it was 9-3-04 when I was adopted and this has been my home for 5 years now. Call me one of the lucky ones. Wishing all my Catster pals the very best.

Purrs,
Emmett

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!

OK, Emmett is in the house and causing a stir!

It is not easy being the only cat in a house of dogs, but I manage and along the way may have learned a few things. The first thing I learned is the art of thievery. I am becoming proficient at this fine art and whenever possible I try to blame it on the dogs (the wrench in that whole theory is that the dogs seldom steal). Well, I'm working on the blaming part but it seems I usually get busted (like the time I stole the lemon bars and knocked the dish onto the floor that left it in a million pieces). No dogs to blame that time since they were all in bed for the night. OK, so I just need to work on NOT being the first one blamed . Bwaahahhahaaaha

Anyway, another thing I learned was that if I cause great bodily harm to the humans they will decided that giving me a BATH is not worth the effort at all. I have done GREAT in this category. It is amazing what torn clothes and claw marks can do to the fragile human psyche. One for Emmett! I have practically mastered that one.

Finally, the weather is warmer and I find that if the humans are busy cooking on the grill and have their hands full, it is the perfect time to run out and eat some grass. I will get picked up and placed immediately back in the house, but usually I get just enough grass to sufficiently throw it up in the least convenient spot.

So there you have it. Mischief managed!

Emmett