Dreamboat #71d!!!

Being extra muscular (not chubby like Boogs), I'm an extra large Dreamboat today as I'm Samoa's Dreamboat #71d!!

Like Samoa mentioned in her diary *HERE* I have stunning blue eyes and I think secretly that's why my wifey Tessa loves me even more :) Samoa's brother Newman has blue eyes too, so we both have the Newman effect on the ladies; they can't resist us!

Wait until I tell Tessa I'm an official dreamboat!! This calls for a celebration and I better get some extra nom noms tonight!! Gotta maintain my 20 lbs of Dreamboat!

Vday nip toys!

Oh boy!! I got a package today in the mail! In fact, it was the ONLY thing in the mailbox, so that makes it extra special :)

My wifey of almost 2 years sent me a Vday package and inside was 4 catnip toys! I love bunny kicking catnip logs. Of COURSE my evil siblings had to interfere during my photo session... Like Ethan, I too would love for someone to whisk my siblings away, far far farrrrrrrrrrr away!! :)

Thank you Tessa Wessa, Sweetcheeks for the gifts!! I love making my siblings jealous mwhwahahahahah!

Happy Birthday to my wife!!

I'm like my dad, love those older ladies MOL!!! She's 6 years young and beautiful today!

I'm glad she likes her cupcake kneading blanket from the Cat in the Clover. I asked Newman to have his mom use some birthday material and of course she delivered!

I'm going to share my cake and ice cream with my wife (of course). You see, dad is going to get ice cream as today is buy 1 get 1 free at our Baskin Robbins! So I'll take dad's and share with Tessa! Win win!

Hope my beautiful wifey has a pawsome birthday :)

Sad day :(

My wifey's brother, Omega, went to the bridge today at the YOUNG age of 2 :(

He slipped into a coma and his kidney's failed. A few days ago his mom saw him not able to use his back legs and they immediately had him looked at by the vet and Cardiologist as he had other issues. Oh so much sadness :(

Best wifey!!! Catmas goodies!

Contrary to what mom says "bad Mittens, nooooooo why did you do that?!?!", if I'm so bad, why would Santa and my wifey send me gifts today?

Poor Tessa, all worried about the post not deliving. But alas today a package came and it was addressed to me!! ME!!

I could smell something GOOD was inside it 'cause I about ran over mom trying to hurry her up. Sheesh, taking forever to open the package!

I got a HUGE Kong toy called Kickaroo, it's for cats that like to bunny kick toys (that's me) and it's nip smelling! AND a can of Stinkies! Mom says I do very VERY bad stinkies, the worst in the house, but these catnip Yeowww stinkies smell good! Oh my! Now I can leave Boogie's stinkies and use MINE and he can have the old ones MOL!!!

Thank you so much Sweetie!!! Off to post pics!

Poopology!

WOW! Guess what my better, skinnier and cuter half sent me! An ebook to Newman's Poopology!!! But then Tessa's mom said there's more coming...

Tessa right???

Mom is starting to read the book. Boy can we relate! I mean, Hondo once a month, maybe 2x, gets a paper towel to his bum 'cause something is stuck NOT on the hair if you get my drift...

Or Porkers, constantly getting his but cut to rid the poopies on his bum...

I am proud that myself, Fido do NOT have this issue! Boogie does sometimes and is too lazy to clean. Tiskers, on a rare occasion. The Ugly Kitty? Nope, but he's ugly and that's worse than things on one's bum!

This should be a good read! MOL!! Thanks Tessa!!

Gotcha Day!

4 years ago me and Tiskers became furever pampered and loved cats! We have wonderful siblings (ok, the dog is nice, I admit it) and fantastic pawrents! Our litter mate Biscotti of course, celebrates this day with us too!!

Mom says we are the REASON we can't/have:

-Put our tree on the main level (it's in the basement woe as me!
-Twist around cord things on most of our wires, hidden wires on our tv when we built our house, basically WIRES
-Doors are all shut upstairs 'cause of reason number 2 (Computer wires! YUM!!! Wires)
-Paper items can't be left around the house unless you want teeth marks on them (don't get us started on books mwhahaha)

She wouldn't trade us for anything!! Although she says the reasons above ARE frustrating!

The others all behave, even the dog. Us twins keep our mom on her feet MOL!!!!

Move over Weasley twins!

The new and improved twins are taking over your joke shop!

I gotta give credit to Pansy (only Pansy MOL) for making my page super duper sweet!!! In the HP series, there's a set of twins called Fred and George Weasley. Well in OUR house, there is me and Tiskers!

We both are sorta a tag team and are always up to no good! Pansy captured both sets of twins' personality purrfectly MOL!

Although, I asked Santa for a broom and I don't think I'll get it... Maybe I will have to ignite my fireworks... *wink*

Thank you SO MUCH Pansy for making our entire family a HP family!!!

Kneading machine

So last year for our birthday, our pawrents bought us a pillow pet ladybug and a matching blanket. THIS year we got a mini pillow pet ladybug. I have a love for that (but I love Tessa more of course!!) mini one. So much, that I knead on it a lot.

Mom has a video on her iphone 4S but it takes forever and a day to upload and when we did manage to upload it, it was sideways MOL!!

Oh well... I'll keep kneading :)

Fired my secretary

Well, I didn't but I should!! My secretary is slacking but don't get me wrong... I do notice a certain SOMEONE gets more diary entries than the rest of us.

Probably 'cause BOOGERS is a big momma's boy and is a blabber mouth and just blabs about any and everything.

My news is that I lost a pound like Boogers. I'm still the heaviest though and I still walk ON my pawrents instead of AROUND them like the rest of the bunch.

Hey, they're in MY way :)