Kittens - bahhhhh humbug!

She got kittens - why? I will never know - am I not cute enough? Do I not play games? Am I not a good pet product demonstrator? Why did she do this? I play. I am cute. I don't constantly poop or pee. I play string. I sleep with you sometimes.Kittens - ba humbug......

From Meowmee Julee

I had an interesting conversation with a customer last night - based on my suggestion to visit a blog http://dailycoyote.blogspot.com/ - please go look at this blog, it's amazing and wonderful and real...it's like a microlook at the world we live - two enemies who can get along - we all have a lot to learn from animals! Anyway my customer was so opposed to the idea of harmonious living and I find that so sad, especially at this time of year when peace and love and joy are wished upon by all. So our early New Year's resolution is for understanding and peace and love and joy!

Charlie's Chanukah and Christmas Discounts

9 AM - My people washed my pet bed last night, I must nap on it.
2:22 PM - okay I must go out
2:23 PM I must come in
2:24PM maybe I should go out again and when I come in you give me a treat.
2.30 PM Anyone who enters code 1854 at checkout at www.ChoicePetProducts.com gets a 10% discount!

After Turkey Day

4 AM - we are up - it is a full moon and we should howl...let's see if Julee will get up if I pounce on her back...nope! Ouch, she rolled over on me!
5 AM - one must always have a daily massage! Now she might feed me...
6 AM - at last! I want some more turkey... this holiday must be celebrated more often.
7 AM - we have so many furrends! Wow - thanks everybody...I hope you had a good weekend and ready to work like me - first I must settle in the chair and take a nap, maybe later I will work...
8 AM - maybe if I lay on the computer keyboard I will get another massage, I need at least another hour, don't these people know that?

Black Friday

9 AM - I am ready to work, cat napping by the phone.
10 AM Ahhh - my staff are processing the online orders - why isn't the phone ringing? Maybe it's a good thing, I will try to have purrrson Julee get me a treat.
10:02 AM If I get purrrson Julee to open then close the door - it's really cold out, who would be out there anyway? If she opens and closes the door I can get a treat. She isn't falling for it. I must look cute.

Ahh the life of a model...

9 AM overslept - really, then again the power went out and it was cold but I was hungry - had to eat, one must be awake to eat....
10 AM saw the camera shoot area and prepared for the shoot by sleeping on the mat inside rather than outside on the product table.... beauty rest...and this thing really is soft!
11 AM was awoken by the sound of catnip or cat treats, not sure which, but okay I'll get up.....
11.30 AM ready to play, sleep, what is that bird over there, oh yeah, my job is to llok cute on this cozy and cute mat - have I mentioned that it is so soft?
11.45 AM I will not look at the camera, it is so silly watching you make sounds and faces and snap your fingers - who do you think I am? I am Charles and I am done!

Today at work

Today at work:
Had to eat at 5 AM even though it's a saturday.
Checked e-mail - one kitty order to send.One more happy Kitty! Did my job now I need a treat....
8 AM - looks like rain and it's cold, can not go out to disturb the birds will try again later, complete darness helps with stalking
9 AM - e-mailed Alison - Darlene the Vet is back in town - not sure if it's a good thing
10 AM cat nap
11 AM move to new chair fur more napping
12 PM still napping
1 PM can not believe the vacuum is going - why?
Must take a nap!