December 1st 2007 11:19 am
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Hmm, well, I'm gonna tell you a weird and crazy story (though it doesn't concern me). This one time, my owner's mother was at this jewlery party at someone's house. She was looking at some jewelry when she spotted a lady looking at a tiara with sparkly jewels al over it. The lady said, and I quote, "Wow, this tiara will be PERFECT for my little dog's wedding!" Wait, WHA?! Then she explained the wedding to my owner's mommy that her dog's getting married to this other male dog and the female's gonna wear a beautiful white gown with the tiara. The groom's gonna wear a tuxeado. The two are in love and they are gonna be bonded together will holy matromony. First of all, it's a dog. THEY get to decide when they get "married". And how does she know they aren't like brother or sister, or cousins? Creepy...... Hehe, then, shortly after the dog's wedding, the dog got run over by a truck! Yeah, well, serves the owner right. I bet she had a buriel site for the dog, maybe even a gravestone and a preacher!!!