Mai Gurl JoJo

She ish da best... After seeing how Chai just dropped da bomb on Capone ai was worried about mai gurl... Ai mean our mommeh never even heared nuffin from Chai's mommeh not even one email askin if every ting was okay and then... Capone was served with them divorce papers. Now ai am not even a married kitten but ai still worry since ai love mai JoJo. So ai writed her a pawmail tell her how ai feeled and she told me dat she understand how humans are an dat sometimes hoomans get to busy to help kitties write out pawmails... An dat she loves meh and knows even if mai mommeh can't let meh online as much ai still luv her!!

Dat all from dis boy!
See ya in anofur life brotheh!!

*snickers and snorts as he scampers off*

Goodbye my wonderpurr MM and dearest Unkle Theo!!

I will forever and always miss you!

*saddest meows and purrs*

Hi

Mommeh says I have to make this short since she has no energy left for the tears this will cost her...

Ai am furry furry sorry dat mommeh and ai didn't get out our Christmas cards or pressies this year. We love you all and don't mean to ignore or forget any of you.

To Chai, LB, Sugar, Oshii and SouSou... THANK YOU furry furry much for the wonderful pressies. Capone and ai love our blanket and mousies furry much!! Even if mommeh stole the blanket for herself. (She lets meh and Capone sit on it, but she sits under it.)

Mittens has been sick fur a furry long time and mommeh and our vet did lots of stuff ta try and make hime better... But the day after Christmas mommeh let Mittens go to da bridge. She doesn't really want to talk about it. She said she ish too sad... But she and dad knew it was time and she sat and held him until it was over so that he would know how much she loved him and so he would not be frightened.

I have to get off Catster now... Mom says she just feels raw and wrung out. So me and her are gonna go and sit under or on top of our new soft blankie.

Love you Guys!

Mai Tale

Does every furr remember when mommeh was worried cause ai chewed da fur off mai front leg?

Well ta day mommeh noticed dat I have taken a large patch of fur from one side of mai no longer beautiful tail!!

She ish sad...

OMC OMC OMC OMC OMC OMC

GUESS WUT!!!!

Dis morning mai mommeh was gettin her lunch readeh fur work an ai was keepin her company... Well like any good guard kitteh ai decide dat ai had better do a check of all da windows and doors ta make sure mai mommeh was safe...

And den ai saw it!! Sittin right dere on MAI back porch like it OWNED da place. Dats right... A kitteh!!

Well ai charged at da glass door extra fast before dat kitteh could get in an get mai mommeh and ai said in mai loudest most feircest voice...

OMMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! GROMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! OHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

And just in case she got any funneh ideas ai puffed up REALLEH big and said it again!!

OMMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! GROMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! OHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

But den she stood up and put her paws on mai glass door and dats was ENUFF!!! So ai charged da door and bounce off right in her face and screeched mai war cry again!!

OMMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! GROMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! OHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

Mittens and Capone were no wheres to be found so it was up to meh to protect da mommeh who was even now coming around the corner toward da glass door. Ai said it again even louder...

OMMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! GROMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! OHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

And she ran away before mommeh could get GOT!!

Ai climbed into mai mommehs arms and purred to her that it was all right, and ai think she understood because she muttered to meh dat it was okay and petted meh an held meh for a while.

Trust meh when ai say dat ai will be keepin a CLOSE eye on mai glass door from now on so dat NO little kittehs sneak up on MAI MOMMEH!!

OMC OMC OMC!?!?!?!?!

Ai have been chosen ta be in da Cat Fancy's 365 Days of Cats calendar!! In da wall calendar ai am June 28, 2010 and in da desk one ai m May 20, 2010.

So if ya have both (like mom) den you have two Latte days! MOL

Dey will be on sale ta da public in September. So if ya want one dat ish when ya can get dem.

Ai m just so excited. Ai have been dancin until mai little balinese toe hurt. MOL MOL MOL

Meh... A model... Ai m gonna like dis!!

What Kinda Ice Cream Am Ai?

*snickers*

Mai ever lovely and playful JoJo tagged meh in a game where ai m supposed ta say wut sort of Ice Cream ai m... An ai been finkin and finkin and ai fink...

Ai m peanut butter ice cream with dark chocolate bits and pieces. But hidden right at the heart of meh is a piece of pink strawberry bubble gum...

Does any fur know why...? *Snickers some more*

Ai fink am am supposed ta tag a few other kitties, so ai fink ai m just gonna tag YOU... If ya read dis den now ya have ta play!!!

MOL MOL MOL

Happy Day Every Fur!!

ADVICE

Do any of yous guys ever find bald spots on your usually beautiful coats?

Mommeh finks I am lickking or chewing my left arm bald... And she wants some advice on the subject...

P.S. She has never SEEN me do this. She just knows I have a very thin patch of fur on my leg between my wrist and elbow.

Last Year...

On turkey day of last year ai had only just gotten to come home ta mai new dad and mommeh and Homer still stayed wiff us... Ai was only this big. *holds out his paws only a little bit to show how small he was*

Also last year on turkey day mai new mommeh was sad because her dad was going to miss Thanksgiving and was going to be stuck in the hospital and everyone was sad... And so ai had to be as big as a kitteh who ish only dis big... *holds out his paws again* could be and make mai mommeh smile all da time and give her somefing to be thankful about.

Dids year ai m a big kitteh. And ai m runnin aroun doin BIG kitteh fings. Like I helped mommeh and dad get the squirrels ready fur a long cold winter by puttin out da heated birdbath fur dem to drink out of.

An ai made sure dat dad clean his grill and putted it away properly.

And ai helped mommeh in da basement. *whispers* Ai sure do luv da basement. Mommeh says weh r gonna put up da tree dis weekend!! *gets excited and looks forward to putting his Christmas pictures from last year next to his Christmas pictures soon to be taken*

Any how... HAPPY THANKSGIVING ta ALL mai friends, family and dearly loved kittehs and humans in mai life. I must say, in mai furst year of life wiff mommeh ai have made some of da BEST friends a BIG ol' tom cat like meh could ever want.

And fur dat... Ai am Thankful!!

Quick Note...

Mai mommeh says dat it ish next to impossible ta clean a house when ya are owned by a siamese!!

(Or balinese in mai case!! MOL)

Everytime mommeh gets out her cleanin stuff and starts ta cleanin dere ai m!! Seh telled meh ta day dat it ish realleh hard ta wipe down a counter if ai m sittin on it!! MOL

Ai telled her ta jus wipe aroun meh. An when seh made meh get down ai decided dat maybeh ai would beh or more help (or at least outta da way) if ai sat on her shoulder!!

Dat got meh a kiss and a chuckle, but seh said ai really was no help at all!! Ai jus don get it!!

Do any of yous guys like ta help yer mommehs or pappa's do stuff aroun da house?