What the?

Well, all of my kitty fans out there, Pinky has stepped up the offensive in our little war. On Sunday she added a new ally to help her with her plans. Clearly she knew she was about to go down!
His name is Sprocket...and he is a drooling dog. That's right, another dog! My plans are foiled for I can barely get near her now but he'll let his guard down eventually! He must be some sort of intelligence agent as he is clearly not an attack dog. She must be aware of my superior smarts but to send in a dog is nothing short of laughable!
This change in tactics certainly does keep me on my furry toes but I shall still prevail! I will keep you updated my furry friends.

I thought I had won...

Today has found me facing the beginning of the Twelfth Palace War. I thought that we were to have peace for awhile. It's been some time since I've seen the grey noise monster. Pinky has not removed it from it's dark den in the closet for what must be weeks. I thought that she was through with torturing us. I should have known better. Today Pinky left the house and returned with a large box. It was bright red and shiny. Little did I know what lurked within! For in that bright and shiny box, my furry friends, was a larger, louder, more sinister noise Monster! It calls itself a Dirt Devil! Devil Indeed! It was deceiving at first, there inside the cardboard box it was hiding within styrofoam! Just a cheap ploy to make us come closer. It had planned ahead...for clearly it knew of my joy at the site of cardboard and styrofoam! Pinky lovingly removed it and set the styrofoam on the floor for me to attack and still I did not notice. You see, like the stealthy Ninja it is, it came in disguise as a bunch of black and red parts. Pinky played with it for awhile, adding piece to piece, and I thought that she had got herself a toy too, some kind of puzzle. Once I was distracted of course it sprung to life with an ear shattering Growl! I raced under the big bed where he could not reach me. He was so loud that Tia had heard him all the way in the bedroom and I found her already in the hiding place. The Monster searched for us for awhile and then retreated to the Dark Den where the grey noise Monster lives. I have survived another day and have won this battle by default. Tomorrow is another day.

Not that I like dogs, but...

When I watch the daily news there is a lot of talk about dog breeds. I don't know why, there really should be more cat related news. Then again, it's best to keep our activites and attempts at world domination to ourselves. Must keep secrets to ourselves. Anyhow, Pinky showed me an article today. You know that I'm not big on those drooly, stinking dogs but I don't believe the government should be saying some dogs should be restricted, at least not until I take over the government. This article just shows how little they know about what they're doing. http://www.greenwala.com/community/blogs/all/9409-Thursday-P et-Spotlight-Pit-Bull-Saves-Two-Strangers

Kitten gets really wild purr-tection!

I just wanted to share this with all of my catster Friends. This is undeniable evidence that everyone loves us cats better than dogs! Just check out this link here. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3111075/Kitten-get s-really-wild-purr-tection.html

An Official Royal Adoption

Let it be known that from this day forward, that Nefertari Aurora has officially been adopted by the Great Emperor Armani. Nefertari will no longer be known as The Emperor's sisfur but as his Royal Daughter. She is now officially a Princess of the Roayl Family and must be accorded all Rights and Respects due to her new position!

Holy Moley..er...I mean, Mousey

I am soooo Grrreat! Today was a landmark day in my little household! I, Armani the great, have caught my very first mouse! He was brown and gigantic and he had great big teeth and a tale like a bullwhip! But I caught him! I would have eaten him too but Pinky said gross and shook me until I dropped him in her shoebox. I think she knew the little bugger. She called him Field mouse. Field is a pretty strange name, even for a mouse, if you ask me. I'll be ready for him if he comes back!

Here I am!

I am finally back after a long vacation! Pinky has been ill and of course it's beneath me to type for myself so I was forced to lay low for awhile but I'm back! I have been doing the usual during my forced quiet. You know, tyring to escape my jail, it's still frozen outside and I still don't know how she did it. I'm also trying to train the d-o-g. I found out he's an i-d-i-o-t. He doesn't learn very fast. I have yet to be able to make him understand my commands and I know I'm a superb teacher. I have taken to cleaning him myself because he doesn't seem to understand the importance of being well-groomed and I don't like MY home having eau de dog even if I plan to escape soon. It might taint my fur. He has temporarily usurped my position at the head of the big bed so I have moved onto Pinky's pillow. It's not nearly as comfortable as my pillow and it smells like her hair wash but until I teach the d-o-g to understand basic cat, it will do. There is one advantage to this thing living in my house though. The front door is opened with more frequency and I have been able to leave my confinement more often. I am sure that eventually her spell of cold and white stuff has to wear off.

Merry Catmas!

I'm sure that everykitty missed me while I was gone on vacation so here I am back early fur everybody to love! Well, actually the Mom is sick with a muscle problem so we had to come back early but still. Here I am! I had a wonderful time on my short vacation. The mom took me to see her fur brother, Rascal. Me and him are good buddies. I used to terrorize him when I was small but now, we get along well. The D-O-G didn't get much love from him though! :) Speaking of him...I laid the beats down on that d-o-g this morning and boy am I in trouble. He had it coming, he broke my collar. Snapped the clasp right off it with his puggy teeth. So anyhow as I said I'm in trouble. The Mom was not very pleased when he started crying away. Tattletale! It's a good thing I already got a lot of presents because I have a feeling that this santa paws guy is not goin gto give me any after that. There's not a mark on him either. I bet he's faking it. However, in better news...he's in trouble too. He chewed up one of the mom's books and boy did he get told! He's over on the couch right now sucking up in the hopes of more presents. I'll let you know how that goes later. Merry Catmas to all, I'm off to watch the birds!
P.s. I have decided to leave the Furry Bureau of Investigation. I found out some pretty top level information...notably that I am lazy and can't be bothered to do all that work.

To my adoring fans!

As you all may have noticed I haven't posted in my diary recently. I know you all love so much to sit and ponder my ruminations but I have been busy lately. Busy of thinking of a way to overcome this d-o-g dilema. He gets bigger everday and he smells as bad as always! He steals my toys and mom's attention and I'm just at the end of my rope! Something must be done. So I've been spending my time hatching plans. I have hundreds of them of course, but I'm looking for just the right one. With this d-o-g in the way I am distracted in my plans to send Pinky to the crazy house so I can get all her money! So far the perfect plan has not shown itself to me but I'm sure that it will. As you know from my last entry I have joined the Furry Bureau of Investigation or F.B.I. I am honing all of my skills and planning an attack is my first mission. If any of you other kitties have some ideas I will kindly submit them to the bureau for processing. We cats must stick together. Maybe one day we will take over the world again!

Cat Christmas Carol

Cat Christmas Carol
(Ted Hutchinson)

Said the cat to the mouse, in their dark little house,
In that stable so long ago,
"I am wondering why that bright star in the sky
Is shining upon us down below."

CHO: And the night skies rang, as the angels sang,
When Love came down to the earth;
And the night skies rang, as the angels sang,
When the Baby King had his birth.

Said the mouse to the cat, as in wonder they sat,
And they saw Mary's face filled with joy,
"Perhaps that star we can see is to tell you and me,
Of the coming of this precious little boy."

Sleepy shepherds they saw as they crept through the door
And they brought little gifts to the child.
As they gazed with love on the child from above,
Mary turned to the shepherds and smiled.

So they happily sat, little mouse, little cat,
As they heard Mary singing to her son,
As she cradles with care, little Jesus so fair,
This baby, the Lord's chosen one.