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December 29th 2005 5:09 pm
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Elsie keeps telling Linda that I'm a spoiled brat, that I'm always up to trouble. Elsie doesn't understand. I have more needs than the others. I like it when they cook. Garlic butter tastes good. Bacon grease tastes good. I have good taste in food. The other cats? Well, they're such simple felines! Jupi chases non-existent reflections and Omino chases his tail. Omino is TOO OLD for that. He's already 10 years old. When is he gonna grow up??? You know what else bugs me? They (as in the humans) keep calling me "the gay boy." I'M NOT GAY. I have style. It's different. They don't "get" me, but they can't help it. I'm complex.
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