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Age: 18 Years Sex: Male
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Leave a treat for Omino
Nicknames:
Fat Cat, OmiNoNo
Quick Bio:
Likes:
to be the center of attention, Judy Tenuta (his favorite comedian)
Pet-Peeves:
not being able to sleep wherever he feels like, when people don't let him nibble on their face/hands/arms
Favorite Toy:
tennis ball
Favorite Nap Spot:
in between me and Linda (his two mommies), next to Smokey Bear, on top of the cat scratch post
Favorite Food:
Angel Food Cake (Safeway brand), cheese, scrambled egg
Skills:
impression of a dead rat, tipping over drink glasses, stealing meat or chicken that someone is about to cook, doing whatever it takes to make my owners really mad
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story:
He was a stray that hung out at an apartment complex in Escondido, Calif. Linda saw that some kids would abuse him, even try to pitch him into a basketball hoop. Linda brought him home and gave him to me.
Bio:
If he bites you, that means he likes you... unless you're a cat. He helped raise Jupiter, Smokey Bear and Onyx as a surrogate mother, even letting them suckle on him. He pretends he doesn't like other cats, but he does. He just doesn't know how to express himself well. He's a bad boy -- he sprays on the hardwood floor, runs out of the house when someone opens the door, spill and break things, and scratch on inappropriate things. The water bottle doesn't work on him. In fact, he loves making us angry.
Lives Remaining:
9 of 9
The Groups I'm In:
10 YEARS OR OVER??? DOGS or CATS
I've Been On Catster Since:
| August 24th 2004 |
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More than 7 years! |
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
65747
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December 29th 2005 5:15 pm
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Elsie bought new scratching posts on eBay but she's been too friggin' lazy to assemble them. What a lazy whore. She's been home all day! Screw her. I'll just scratch on the bed. Maybe she'll figure it out, that dumb ho.
And I'm getting really sick and tired of Onyx getting in my face everytime I'm trying to snuggle with Elsie or Linda. He waits for me to get comfortable then he shows up, nudging me hard with his head. I think Linda assumes it's a loving gesture, but the truth is, he knows it pisses me off. I try not to let him chase me away but ugggh! I hate it so much.
I really shouldn't blog when I'm angry. I'm not always like this -- cranky and bitchy. I'm a fun guy. I really am. Just stay the hell out of my way!
May 29th 2005 10:46 am
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I don't know what's wrong with me. Maybe it's old age. I've been spraying more often and now I'm clawing the new bed and it's not giving me any satisfaction. They're not even yelling at me as much anymore. Have they given up on me? Elsie doesn't even let me squeeze in-between them in bed as readily as she use to. She's always on the phone with Beverly, talking about Bev's cat Mao Mao. I haven't even met that cat and I already hate her.
November 7th 2004 10:29 am
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I keep watching Elsie type in her blog so I wanted to try it out. It's hard because she's always hogging the laptop. I'm bad at introductions but here I am. Elsie says I'm a mean guy but they don't understand what it's like to be me. It's hard in this house, sharing with 5 other greedy, evil felines and 2 humans. And Rhya... oh, I hate that Rhya. Sometimes I just want to slap her for no reason. I just look at her and I wanna stick my claw in her eye! She use to be Auntie Freda's cat but her and Sabbath ended up moving in. ::: sigh ::: I just hope Elsie and Linda don't bring in any more animals into this house.
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