September 18th 2011 4:25 pm
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Dear Mom...

I think it is time that you had a refresher course in the rules concerning my food bowls...My Wysong dry bowl is to have food in it at all times...a Mixture of Wysong Vitality and Epigen...Stirred so that I can get a bit of each with every bite...When I have eaten most of the food the crumbs that I neatly drop in the bowl are not acceptable to me...Throw them out, wash my bowl and refill it...

As to my other bowl...I am a gentlefur with exquisite tastes...I am not something to be experimented upon with new foods that sound good to you...You know what I like and that is all I ever want in my bowl...If you do give me an experiment and I do not eat it for brekkie you can be certain I will not eat it for dinner...Do not try to disquise it with Vita Gravy or Add Life...I know the difference...

Before bed I require 10 pieces of my dental treats in my bowl that sits at the foot of our bed...When you go to bed to watch tv remember my treats before you fall asleep with the tv on and I miss my bedtime snack...I will get irritable and wake you up to let you know I am hungry...

My drinking habits should be known to you by now...After brekkie I require the water filter to be turned on at the kitchen faucet so that I can partake of running water...I know you have just filled my bowl but I enjoy the lapping of water and catching it on my paw....

If you can not remeber these simple rules I am going to have to live up to my title....The Supreme Grandmaster Pukemeister...

Signed and sealed with purrs and love....Midnight Son also known as Medianoche...