Letter to Mom concerning my eating habits

Dear Mom...

I think it is time that you had a refresher course in the rules concerning my food bowls...My Wysong dry bowl is to have food in it at all times...a Mixture of Wysong Vitality and Epigen...Stirred so that I can get a bit of each with every bite...When I have eaten most of the food the crumbs that I neatly drop in the bowl are not acceptable to me...Throw them out, wash my bowl and refill it...

As to my other bowl...I am a gentlefur with exquisite tastes...I am not something to be experimented upon with new foods that sound good to you...You know what I like and that is all I ever want in my bowl...If you do give me an experiment and I do not eat it for brekkie you can be certain I will not eat it for dinner...Do not try to disquise it with Vita Gravy or Add Life...I know the difference...

Before bed I require 10 pieces of my dental treats in my bowl that sits at the foot of our bed...When you go to bed to watch tv remember my treats before you fall asleep with the tv on and I miss my bedtime snack...I will get irritable and wake you up to let you know I am hungry...

My drinking habits should be known to you by now...After brekkie I require the water filter to be turned on at the kitchen faucet so that I can partake of running water...I know you have just filled my bowl but I enjoy the lapping of water and catching it on my paw....

If you can not remeber these simple rules I am going to have to live up to my title....The Supreme Grandmaster Pukemeister...

Signed and sealed with purrs and love....Midnight Son also known as Medianoche...

Thank you

Good Morning...

My brofurs and I would like to thank all of you for our birthday wishes, pressies and pawmails...It was a pawtastic day of celebrations...

I enjoyed a special day with Mom...No wee one or little one and Mom gave me a relaxing brushing and I had sardines for my dinner before we had a long cuddle session to end the day....

Mom will not be here to attend to my social life today but we will be thanking each and effurryone one of you purrsonally later because you are all very speical to us...

Now I have to get back to work over at my Brewery at Hernandos...My pawtners Blue II, Misu and I are planning a huge grand reopening celebration on Saturday and there is lots to do before we welcome our furriends for the pawty and Soul Expressions....

Thanks again effurryone.....

Purrfect Placement...Two is better than one...

I was on a roll last night...Not once but twice I had purrfect puke placement for Mom.....

Last evening Mom was busy on the computer and did not hear me gagging after I gulped my water and she went into her bedroom for something and there on the floor were 2 little runny piles on the carpet...She asked me where is the big pile???I just sat and looked at her and she was looking and looking and went back to the kitchen to get paper towels and guess what...she stepped on my big runny pile on the hard surface!!!!!! she keeps trying to get me to puke on a hard surface and when I do she does not see it and still steps in it..She looked funny last evening with only one sock on...MOL MOL MOL

Then when it was time for us to go to bed I insisted on my evening treats and Mom went to bed...She fell asleep with the tv on and woke up to turn it off and use her litter box...She did not turn the lights on and as soon as she stepped unto the hallway carpet yep you guessed it SQUISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another purrfect placement...She had to turn on the light and wash her foot and clean the carpet...She could not find my second pile till this morning when she got up and walked into the living room and there it was on the carpet...Nice and hard from sitting there overnight.,...

I wonder when and where my next present will be????? She mumbled something about having to get more paper towels and carpet cleaner.....I hope this purchase not does short change me on food and litter....

Am I Being obsessive????

Mom seems to think that I have become obsessive in my behavior...What ever that means...Is that good or bad???

First Example... Every night before we go to bed I have to walk through my cubes that sit outside the bedroom door 2 times before going to our bedroom for my bedtime treats...My cubes have to be set up a certain way for me to go from one to the other turn around and then walk into the bedrooom..Just normal cat behavior if you ask me....

Second Example...When Mom opens her closet I scoot into the closet and go to the opposite end and sit in a box that has wrapping paper and tissue paper in it...Mom tries to get me out and I just sit there and ignore her so she closes the door for a minute or so...Then she opens the door nearest to where I am sitting and I just stare at her and wait for her to open the door on the other end so that I can exit through the same door that I entered....More nomral behavior if you ask me.....

She says this reminds her of her Aunt Peggy (bless her soul) who had this habit of having to always go out the same door she came in whenever she went anywhere...

Is this a bad behavior or just funny?????

I need to reassure Mom that there is nothing to fret about..She worries about me so much....

Day # 2

OMC...I am a diary pick 2 days in a row!!!I am so thrilled and happy to be on the Catster Diary page again today...

Thank You Diary lady or man for selecting me again....

Let me think what has been going on...Oh yes...Yesterday the wee one and little one were here and guess what I took a nap with the wee one on Mom's bed for a little bit...

The wee one still yollers a lot and still wears an attached litter box on his butt..I wonder when he will finally learn to use the human litter box...Seems like such a waste of money to get a new litter box every time he peepees or poopees..And Mom has to keep changing it...

That just proves that we cats are smarter than humans...

Mom is going to put the picture of us on the bed on my page since all you can see of him is his butt sticking up with his attached litter box...Me you can see my handsome face...MOL MOL MOL...

OMC I Am Diary Pick today

Good Morning...

I am so excited this morning...Mom woke up and checked her e-mail and I am a Diary pick today...

Thank you Catster Diary Lady....It is so cool to have effurryone reading my diary...I hope it is not too boring...MOL MOL MOL....

Last week Cat of the Day ...Today a Diary pick...Mom had better give me lots of extra treats and love today...

I am off to celebrate at Hernandos with my Angel brofurs and all of my furriends....

THANK YOU

I want to thank each and effurryone of you who sent me pressies, treats, and paw mails for my COTD honors Monday...Mom and I plan to thank you all purrsonally by the end of the week ...Mom is in a bit of a bind right now trying to get caught up on her work and my social life is suffering...

It means a lot to us knowing that so many of you care about us and took the time to share in my special day...Sharing happy times as well as sad times with friends is what Catster is all about...

Thanks again...We love you....

A VERY Good Day Today

OMC....Mom woke up this morning and checked her e-mail and I had a message from my beautiful love Aggie telling me that I am Cat of the Day!!!!!

I was so surprised and happy to receive this terrific honor!!!!Thank you Catster for selecting me...

We did not have much time to celebrate because my Pops had to go to his doctor for his 3 month check up and he has even more good news that is very very good....

He is cancer free for a year and does not have to go back for another 6 months for a scope!!!!! And his blood work is back to normal levels!!!!YIPPEE

Mom and I are smiling and so happy today...Please join me over at Hernandos for a huge celebration today...

Thanks again Catster!!!!!!

I GOT MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

Last week one day Mom was working on her computer and the little ones were gone and the door bell rang...As usual I sat way far away from it because I do not like visitruders..Mom opened the door and it was the Mailman...He had a padded envelope and a box for Mom...I went to see what she had and the envelope had a good smell and I just knew it was not for Mom but for me!!!!

Mom asked me if she should open it or if I just wanted to sniff the envelope..I told her to open it....OMC I was so happy inside it was a surprise for me from my furriends Queenie, Alfie and furmily across the pond..British catnip mousies!!!!! I kept sniffing and trying to tear open the packets and finally Mom opened them for me after she got her camera...All I can say is WOW..They are potent..I love them..I had the blue one soaked after I licked it and tossed it back and forth in my paws...I love them....Thank you Alfie, Queenie and Mum..It was very sweet of you to send them to me...

By the way the box was also for me..It contained some Pet Naturals treat samples that Mom ordered for me to try....It was a very small bag of treats in a good sized box...We thought it was a waste of packaging...

My new picture is me with me toys from my furriends..Mom is holding the blue one to get me to look away from the rest of them that she put on the floor in front of me...

Mom was late getting out this morning

Good Afternoon Furriends...

What a beautiful brisk fall day!!!!A purrfect day to sit in the 4 season room in a sunbeam and relax...

This morning Mom and Pops had to go out to do a job and needed to be up and moving early...Mom never allows time for emergencies and gets up at the last minute..this morning they were late.....too bad

Last night I ate my treats and I gulped some water and then hopped up to the sink to check out the back yard critters and creatures....I must have had too much water...I could not control myself...I had to puke....After all I am the Pukemeister...

I started out at the edge of the sink by the dish drainer and left a nice sized pile ...Then I ran over to the counter and left another pile, then jumped down to the floor with a little more and then to make it complete I ran into the office to the carpet to finish my art work...

Mom figures I must have done it soon after we went to bed since it was dry when Pops found it..He was up first but did he clean it up..Oh no..He left it for Mom to take care of...MOL MOL MOL

Mom is going to post a couple of pictures on my page..How embarrassing....That is why she was late..Rather than just clean it up she stopped to take pictures...

Proudly..ThePukemeister