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Letter to Mom concerning my eating habits

Dear Mom...

I think it is time that you had a refresher course in the rules concerning my food bowls...My Wysong dry bowl is to have food in it at all times...a Mixture of Wysong Vitality and Epigen...Stirred so that I can get a bit of each with every bite...When I have eaten most of the food the crumbs that I neatly drop in the bowl are not acceptable to me...Throw them out, wash my bowl and refill it...

As to my other bowl...I am a gentlefur with exquisite tastes...I am not something to be experimented upon with new foods that sound good to you...You know what I like and that is all I ever want in my bowl...If you do give me an experiment and I do not eat it for brekkie you can be certain I will not eat it for dinner...Do not try to disquise it with Vita Gravy or Add Life...I know the difference...

Before bed I require 10 pieces of my dental treats in my bowl that sits at the foot of our bed...When you go to bed to watch tv remember my treats before you fall asleep with the tv on and I miss my bedtime snack...I will get irritable and wake you up to let you know I am hungry...

My drinking habits should be known to you by now...After brekkie I require the water filter to be turned on at the kitchen faucet so that I can partake of running water...I know you have just filled my bowl but I enjoy the lapping of water and catching it on my paw....

If you can not remeber these simple rules I am going to have to live up to my title....The Supreme Grandmaster Pukemeister...

Signed and sealed with purrs and love....Midnight Son also known as Medianoche...

Thank you

Good Morning...

My brofurs and I would like to thank all of you for our birthday wishes, pressies and pawmails...It was a pawtastic day of celebrations...

I enjoyed a special day with Mom...No wee one or little one and Mom gave me a relaxing brushing and I had sardines for my dinner before we had a long cuddle session to end the day....

Mom will not be here to attend to my social life today but we will be thanking each and effurryone one of you purrsonally later because you are all very speical to us...

Now I have to get back to work over at my Brewery at Hernandos...My pawtners Blue II, Misu and I are planning a huge grand reopening celebration on Saturday and there is lots to do before we welcome our furriends for the pawty and Soul Expressions....

Thanks again effurryone.....

Purrfect Placement...Two is better than one...

I was on a roll last night...Not once but twice I had purrfect puke placement for Mom.....

Last evening Mom was busy on the computer and did not hear me gagging after I gulped my water and she went into her bedroom for something and there on the floor were 2 little runny piles on the carpet...She asked me where is the big pile???I just sat and looked at her and she was looking and looking and went back to the kitchen to get paper towels and guess what...she stepped on my big runny pile on the hard surface!!!!!! she keeps trying to get me to puke on a hard surface and when I do she does not see it and still steps in it..She looked funny last evening with only one sock on...MOL MOL MOL

Then when it was time for us to go to bed I insisted on my evening treats and Mom went to bed...She fell asleep with the tv on and woke up to turn it off and use her litter box...She did not turn the lights on and as soon as she stepped unto the hallway carpet yep you guessed it SQUISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another purrfect placement...She had to turn on the light and wash her foot and clean the carpet...She could not find my second pile till this morning when she got up and walked into the living room and there it was on the carpet...Nice and hard from sitting there overnight.,...

I wonder when and where my next present will be????? She mumbled something about having to get more paper towels and carpet cleaner.....I hope this purchase not does short change me on food and litter....