I am not a toy!

Papa's Away!

Papa has not been at hom this week. Mama came hom from werk on Munday and Papa was not with her like he usally iz. That morning he toled us he wood be in a new jersey but I don't see why he can't be hom in a new jersey. And also, he duznt even play baseball so what duz he need a jersey for anyway?

What?

Oh. Nevrmined.

Bertie just toled me that New Jersey iz a place and Papa is at a confurence there. He duznt have any fur so that still duznt make sense but maybee he iz getting some fur. He shood get stripes.