I am not a toy!

Things that go bump in the Nite

One thing that goes bump in the nite is me. Last nite I was crawling on the dresser where Papa's cloze are and I nocked the mirror offa the dresser. It is not screwd on like it shood be so it fallz sometimes. It made a very loud noize and scared me so I jumped on the bed very fast and ran across Bertie and Torii and they ran out of the room and then I ran across Papa and Mama and then I ran across the table and nocked the lamp offa the table and made more noise. I was scared so I ran into the living room where there are fewer things to fall.

At first I was scared but then it was funny becuz Mama and Papa were both sitting up in bed saying "Whut happened!" and they went to turn on the light but the light was not there and then Papa turnd on the ceiling light and they saw the mirror was falled then they said "It musta been Pippi!"

I don't know how they knowed it was me.