I am not a toy!

Bestest toy evar

Mama got me a best kind of toy which is a new frend. Her name is Astrid and she's a Cheetah. Don't think that means she doesn't play fair becuz she does. Papa keeps making that joke like she sez Im a cheetah and he sez what, u dont play by the rulez? and she sez, that's not funny, or at least she used to, but now she just growls and bares her clawz.

Shes fast. Faster than me, even. We had a race and she won twice before I came in second the first time. She's like... zip. Like that. Like... what was that? I thought something zipped by? Oh, that was Astrid. Shes FAST like that. Her spots are just a blur. You can't even see her feet.

Shes nice tho. She has a nice voice and shes soft and she tells me storys about Africa where she caut and ate animals I never herd of like ganuz and gazells and animals like that. She sez Ganuz are her favrite and that it stands for Good Nutritious Unbelievable, but she forgot the A. Maybe it stanz for African becuz we dont have any around here. Also, she makz those storys up anyeway becuz Mama sez she was born in Capivity which meens she was made in the USA at a stor callt bild a bear but they dont just make bears they also make bunnys and monkeys and dogs and cheetahs, I know, because we have 2 bears and a bunny and a monky and a cheetah from there and Astrid came home with a frend dog whoos going to liv with Ant Joy but is wit us rite now.

I dont mine if she makes up storys becuz there nice storys and even if shes a liar shes no cheater just a CHEETAH and my best fren.