August 18th 2008 8:26 am
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When Mama and Papa went to the bookstore yesterday I said Buy Me a New Catwings Book and Papa said we read them all and I said yes we read them all thats why you haveta buy more and he said but I mean that there aren't anymore and I said why not and he said because that's all that the woman wrote and I said why doesn't she write more? and he said I tell you what Pippi, why don't YOU write one? So I did and I told it and Bertie typed it up it goes like this
Pippi Gets Wings
(A Catwings Fan Fiction* Story)
Written by PIPPI
Edited by Alan Smithee**
Once upon a time there was an ordinary tabby cat named Pippi who was born in the garage next door and lived with several cats one was her mommy and the others with other cats and Pippi didn't know all their names but one was Bertie who helped her with he blog sometimes.
Pippi went outside one day because it was a nice day and Papa left a window open and the screen fell out when a squirrel ripped it open, it wasn't Pippi's fault, she didn't do it. She went outside and saw something in the air that didn't look like birds or squirrels but CATS with WINGS and she said "those must be catwings" and most of them were tabbies like her but one was black like that mean black cat Pippi knows she thinks his name is Tommy.
They came down from the sky and said Why don't you join us Pippi? Why don't you become a catwing? And she said I don't have wings and the black one named Jane said I just remembered I have a magic wishing stone with one more wish on it and she gave it to Pippi and Pippi said I WISH I HAD WINGS LIKE CATWINGS DO and poof! they came out of her back and she flew off with the catwings and never came back except every day for a while to visit Lucy Mommy.
THE END
* Fan Fiction is a story you make up about another story you like. This isn't really made up though it really happened! Not really but I wish it would.
**Bertie spelled everything right but wrote things down just like I said it because I said he better but he doesn't want his name on this he says that the editor's name should read Alan Smithee. But it's really Bertie.
I hope you liked my CATWINGS story and if you want to read more Catwings stories go to Amazon and search for it. The books are by Ursula LeGuin says Bertie.
July 24th 2008 12:50 pm
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Mama is up to sumthing. Lately she keeps yummy yummy snax next to her when she is reading and she lets us cats have some if we come over and ask her. But we have to come rilly close, she wont just put them on the table for us, we have to take them from her hand. Sometimes she holds the snack so close we have to clime right on her to get the snaxk. I do not like to clime on hoomans because that is too mush like being scooped so I only ever put one paw on Mama Angela to get a snaxk. I don't want to be scooped, or werse! I heard her tell Papa that the snax are her bait and she thinks pretty soon I will jest clime in her lap any old time because I will be so used to it. THEN, she says, THEN she will clip my claws! Well I need my claws for clawing things so Ime not gooing to fall for that!
July 15th 2008 8:27 am
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This month is called Julie but nobody telsl me why. Julie is hot and dry and makes papa swetty. I dont liek swetty peeple scooping me. Not that I like it anyway but thare, I sed it. Its easier to bog it than to just sey it to his face but I no he reads this. NO SWETTY SCOOPS! is what I say. If anywone cares what I think. Sorry Ive been crabby because Papa also turns off the aycee and forgets to turn it back on and it gets RELLY RELLY HAWT IN THE HOWSE and were all trying to breeth and wayting for them to come home and turn on the aycee agin and it makes me ang ree.
Julie has nice things to like flowers and birds. It's nice for windows. Also sometimes things go flash an dboom that I think are fun to watch even if it scarez Bertie.
June 27th 2008 7:05 pm
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I have a new hobby called "reading" which is what happens when Papa reads a book aloud and everyone listens because he tells a story. It's especially fun when it's a book about tabby cats and that's what he's been reading lately, which is stories about cats, tabby cats, who FLY! They have wings and they are called CATWINGS because they are cats with wings, get it? But they are also TABBY cats with TABBY wings except for one but I don't want to ruin that for you because it's not until book number two which is CATWINGS RETURN. Daddy's only read three and there's one more and I can't WAIT because they are the best books EVER. They are so great because they are about flying tabby cats and there's always one part the makes me laugh and another part that makes me cry and all of the tabby cats are different and their names are Harriet and James and Thelma and James. The mama in the cat makes me think of Mommy because she's a normal tabby cat with no wings and she used to live outside like Mommy and then later she doesn't like Mommy. You have to read these books if you have a Papa to read them to you. They are called CATWINGS and they're by URSULA K. LEGUIN and Bertie helped me with all of this because I wanted it to be spelled right so I just dictated which is my favorite kind of writing.
Love,
Pippi
P.S. Don't forget to read CATWINGS!
June 19th 2008 1:41 pm
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Mama human Angela Mama said on her way out this morning that we've been fighting a lot lately and arguing and chasing each other and squabbling and it's gotten bad especially when Mommy Lucy cat Mommy went SWIPE and Torii said OUCH and Bertie said It looks like there's a piece of Torii on the floor here (it was just fur.) So she said (Mama human Mama did) she said I want you kitties to say nice things to each other today. Every one of you has to say something nice to everyone else and take turns and keep going and don't repeat yourself.
So Gilda went first because she is the oldest. She said Torii, and she thought really long and hard and long and thoughtfully and then she said Torii, you usually let me keep my bed and don't take my food that much. Then she said Lucy you're the one I really like talking to, and she said Bertie, you're a gentleman, and Pippi, you are so cute.
Then Torii said Gilda you have a black tail and black spots so I feel a little bit like you must not be all bad, and Bertie, you know I love you buddy, you're awesome, and Lucy, you said you were sorry after you clawed me, and Pippi, you're cute. What, someone already said that? OK, you are also funny.
Then Bertie said Gilda you have a regal presence and she looked very happy and proud. He said Torii, you are a party animal and make life fun. He said Lucy, you inspire me. She got a little wet-eyed by that. And he said Pippi, you are just like your mother, which she meant Lucy, and that was the nicest thing anybody ever said to me.
Then Lucy said Gilda, you are my big sister and you let me eat your food and Gilda started to say well, I don't let you exactly, but Lucy had moved on to Torii. She said Torii when you aren't hissy and mean you are a big cuddler and I love cuddling with you. She said Bertie, what can I say Bertie, you are the noblest of tabby cats and a credit to our breed. She said Pippi, you are my baby and always will be and I love you.
So it was my turn and I said Gilda, your tail is fun to play with. Torii, you told me about your mouse and that was a great story. Mommy, you take care of me and I love you. And Bertie, I said, you are so nice I just know you will help me blog about this!
He did and that's why there's hardly anything spelled wrong today.
Love,
Pippi
June 12th 2008 10:51 am
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Papa has not been at hom this week. Mama came hom from werk on Munday and Papa was not with her like he usally iz. That morning he toled us he wood be in a new jersey but I don't see why he can't be hom in a new jersey. And also, he duznt even play baseball so what duz he need a jersey for anyway?
What?
Oh. Nevrmined.
Bertie just toled me that New Jersey iz a place and Papa is at a confurence there. He duznt have any fur so that still duznt make sense but maybee he iz getting some fur. He shood get stripes.
June 5th 2008 1:06 pm
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Now Bertie has started riting his own blawg becuz I wont let him help me anymoar. So I tride to read his blawg but it is Lawng and Boring. He rites abowt politix and economix and thoes are important thingz but they don't have to be so boring.
Fur one thing, I think politix must be as exsiting as sportz becuz not onlee Papa yellz at the TV when politix are on, Mama does too and she doesnt yell very offin.
The most important politix to me is Tabby Tower Politix. That is ware we decide who gets to sit at the top of our kitty condo. We have had lotz of debates about this, but I won. I am the Prezident of Tabby Towers furever!
That is all fur now.
Luv,
Prezident Pippi
May 23rd 2008 8:27 am
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Hi everykitty,
Sarry I havent blawged in a wile. Weve bin very bizzy at our house. Mama and Papa planted two treez last weekend. They are very friendly treez but they don't have much to say.
All they do is wave "HI! HI! HI! HI! HI!" at me thru the windoe. And I'm all "Hi!" back to them but then they don't say anything else. So I'm like, "Okay, nice to talk to you bye!" and then I have to leave the windoe becuz they just keep waving "Hi".
Now that itz very Springy outside Mama and Papa are outside a lot. I used to live outside and I dont think it's that grate, akshully, but Bertie is alwayz tryin to go outside and them Mama and Papa have to chase him.
Sumtimes Mama takes Bertie out on his harness and a leash and they walk around the yard and Bertie triez to sneek up on birds but Mama doesn't let him have one.
Mama does not know what fun is.
Okay it's time fur my nap now.
Luv,
Pippi
May 12th 2008 2:20 pm
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Yessterday was Mommys day whicht means I had to giv her somepin. I alreddy got somepin for human mama caus dad helpt me pai for it I got her some chocklats and a card and some itunz music songs by someone whose not even a cat but the album is callt coverage and I like covers espectially clawing at them so I gess its OK Mama wanted it. I stil had to get something for mommy, KITTY mommy, who rased me from when I was born and sez I livd in her tummy befor I was born (it didnt luk big enuff then but it does now. Ha! jes kitten mommy.) So I ast her what she wanted and she sed just the dai off so I sed Ile do everything u do and she sed OK so I slept in the sun then I ate and I fawt with Torii and I slept some more and I blinkt a couple of timez at Papa and I ate again and I wandered off for a while and wandered back and ate agin. It was a looooong day.
I also rote her a poem with Berties help and it goes like this:
Tabbies are stripey
and Gilda is spotted
Since it's Mommys day
I won't jump on her head
Happy Mommys day to all the Momys and even the Daddys cuz they wurk hard tu.
Love Pippi
May 9th 2008 7:35 am
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I was napping in the splash of sun-warmed carpet when Bertie woke me up. "Hey Pip," he said, "your diary is the diary of the day on Catster." I said "huh" because I was still half asleep and mostly not paying attention. Then he explained and I said "yay!" and he said "let's go write an entry saying hi to everyone that clicks through" and I said "OK, but you help, because if there's a lot of people reading I want everything spelled right," and he said "you got it Pip." And here we are. Hi everyone!
Love Pippi &
Cordially, Bertie
May 6th 2008 10:27 am
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I think it is back for gud now. Yay! I like having the windoe open. We had windoes open all weekend. It was a fun weekend.
Ant Holly and Ant Joy came to vizit on Caturday an Ant Holly brawt me a toy. It is pink and fuzzy like Gilda but it is also on a stik and Gilda is not on a stik, so that's how I tell them apart.
On Sunday Mama and Papa went owt and then they came back and sed they had playd with something calld a puppy. They sed it was rilly fun. I thot maybee I shood have a puppy if they are so fun to play with.
I asked Bertie what kind of a toy is a puppy and he sed that a puppy is an animal like a kitten only wen they grow up they become a dog and dogs can be smaller than a cat or lotslots bigger than a cat. Hmm. I doent know if we have room for enny more animals since there are already a lotof them but maybe if I ask Mama.
April 24th 2008 10:22 am
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I askt Bertie, have u seen that spring? he said what spring? Like on a bouncy toy? I said no, the spring like what it was yesterday, warm and bright and nice and makes me happy? He sed I havent seend it and went back to sleep in his box. So I askt Torii, have u seen that spring that warm and brite and nice? and he sed, do u have any kibbl? and I sed no, but have u seent that spring? and he sed, becuz Ime a littl peckish and if you had some kibbl I culd have a bite. And I said I DON'T HAVE ANY FUD ULL HAVE TO WATE FOR PAPA TO GET HOM! and he sed fine u dont have to yell and I sed have u seent that spring and he said he didn't care about no spring anyway and stalkt off so I ask Gilda ware's that spring? and she sed Ime sleeping honey talk to me later and I ask Mommy what happend to that spring? Its all gawn and its cold and raney owt and I miss it and she sed itll be back but rite now its hiding and its like this a lot in spring its nice then its cold and wet then it changs bak and I sed promis? and she sed promis, then she sed u culd nap with me, and I sed, first I want to go blawg but now Ime done so Ime gonago nap with Mommy.
Bye Love Pippi
April 23rd 2008 10:39 am
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It is getting to be Spring. Mommy said thats what its called when the snow is gawn from the yard and there is grass and it is turning green. I like spring. Mama opened the windoe by the fuzzy seat and put Gilda on the fuzzy seat. Then kitty Mommy Lucy wanted to sit by an open windoe too and Mama opened a window in the kitchen, but Bertie jumped up on the cownter and sat by that window. So then Mama opened the uther kichen windoe and then Mommy Lucy jumped up and sat on the windoe ledge.
Then Mama had to open two more windoes so Mr. ToriiPantz could see out side and one for me too.
Outside is fun to watch. I don't like to go there becuz it is too big and it is not soft and there are not food bolz. But I like to look outside espeshully when there are birdz. Mama puts food out for the birdz so they hafta sit by my windoe and eat. It is fun to watch. Sumday I am going to catch one.
Also, Bertie likes to go outside so Mama makes him wear a harness and he walks outside on a string attached to Mama. He tells Mama where they shood go and when they shood sit down. He tries to tell Mama when they shood chase bunnies and squrlz but Mama doesn't understand him, I gess. She never chases the squrlz.
Anyway, that is what spring is in case you have never seen spring before like me. I wanted to make shoor everyone knoes about spring becuz it is pretty. Thats all,
Love,
PIPPI!
April 7th 2008 11:19 am
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A few readers have asked me why sometimes I spell most everything right and use good grammar, and other times I don't. The answer is that sometimes Bertie helps me. I just talk-blog and he writes down what I say. Other times Bertie is asleep in his box and I have to blog by myself. As you can tell, Bertie is helping me now! [I actually added that last part - B.]
This weekend Mama and Papa went out on Sunday even though it was rainingy [sic - meaning that's what she said - B.] and when they came back they had little wheels on their feet just like my mouse toy that's broked [sic]. They rolled into the house and rolled around laughing and falling and breaking things. It was really funny but not when they almost falled [sic] on Gilda and breaked [sic] her.
I want to get roller skates too.
[They didn't really roll around the house; they just showed us the skates and said they'd used them at the rink and would use them outside later. Pippi has an active imagination - B.]
EDIT: Ime not leting Berty help anymoar becuz he ads commentz that arnt what I sed an the unfarest part is that he sez Ime sik when I fel fine! - PIPPI
March 27th 2008 10:45 am
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Teh easter bunny brawt me a new collar. It is blu with flours. I waited up and tried to spot the bunny sos I could have a little snak but she trikt me and caym wile I slept. Ile need mama to take a pitcher so I can post it wif me waring my new collar. Mama was a little sniffy wen she put it on me coz its a big girl collar and it meens Im grone.
Then the other day yesterday Papa pikt me up so Mama culd clip my claws and I scrached him but gud. He bled. I dint meen to hurt him rly but those are my claws and I needs them for clawing things.
So its ben a full week and its only Thirsty.
March 17th 2008 1:10 pm
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Papa red my entry and he sayd the werd is forclose, not forclothes. It means that a howse owner stopt paing for the howse and the bank tuk it back. I sed "waht's a bank," and he said, "its a place that has munny," and I said, "why would a mony plase want a howse?" and he said "they dont, relly, but wen they dont get there munny, they go and take the howse anyway," and I sed, "what happens if kitties liv there?" and he said, "knowing your mother, they'll prolly end up living here."
Papa is funny!
March 17th 2008 12:58 pm
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Well, first Mama and Papa said we were mooving to Iowah, and now they say we are not mooving. They said it's becuz the house is very hard to sell right now becuz lots of houses in our nayborhood are "for-clothesed."
I don't know why a house would be "for-clothes" but I have seen Mama put clothes on Torii and Bertie and that is NOT something I am for! I am "against-clothes!"
One time Mama put a ribbon on my neck, but that is like a collar wich is a nice thing for anyone to wear and is not like clothes. Mama puts hats and scarves on Bertie and Torii and Gilda sayz one time Mama made Torii wear a dress and it was rilly funny. Torii won't talk about that time, though, even when I ask him about it over and over again.
Anyway, we are not moving and that is okay becuz I like Minnysota.
March 13th 2008 12:14 pm
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Papa got a box of books a cupple weeks ago and left the box in the office and Bertie moved in. He luvs the box so much I think he'l mary it. He sits in the box and he sleeps in the box and sometims he just paws at it lovinly the way Mommy does with me. I wisht I culd use the box sometimes but Berie is verry feerce and he wont let me near it. Im not to mad becuz Bertie is happy.
P.S. Bertie isn rlly feerce at all. hes swete. Ise jus kitting.
March 5th 2008 2:07 pm
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Yesterday Mama and Papa had a big famly meeting with all us cats and told us we are going to moove to someplace called Iowah. They said we will have a big house with lots of windows and maybe a porch with windos we can sit in.
They also said there will be lots of boxes in the house and we can play with them a little but they are for packing all of our stuff. So we better not get stuck in a box becuz we won't be able to get out 'til we get to Iowah!
Papa said our new house will be old and we will be by some farms and there might be mouses in the house to play with! He dint say if he would let us keep them though.
Then he said that we will have to ride in the car for a long time to get there and Torii mite not like that. When Torii is in the car he says, "Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow."
Like that, only for a very long time. Mama said we will be in the car for four and a haff hours. I hope I ride in Mama's car and Torii ridez in Papa's car.
February 15th 2008 1:48 pm
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Mommy caughted a mouse yestrday. She saw it and it sequeaked and Tori hist but Mommy won, she had the mouse in her mouf! Then she let it go just to teech me to catch mouses but Papa throwed a towl on it and took it outside befor we could rely play with it -- hes no fun.
February 14th 2008 9:19 am
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Toosday I went to the doktor's office to get spade. Spade is when you go to sleep and wake up with an itchy tummy. Mama sez its important for lady cats to get spade becuz thare r so many unwanted kitties in the werld. Well, she sez, not unwanted -- I want all of them -- but there are more kitties in the werld than she can take care of. I was a kitty without a Mama so I no what she means.
Mama enterd me in a buty contest and you can vote for me here. The whole website is about spading ur pets so its a good cauz which is the only rezon I enterd. Well that and I think I can win.
It was lonly at the doctors office but they are nice. when I got home Torii hist at me because I smelt like what it smells like when he gos there and he is a big baby.
February 11th 2008 10:16 am
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One thing that goes bump in the nite is me. Last nite I was crawling on the dresser where Papa's cloze are and I nocked the mirror offa the dresser. It is not screwd on like it shood be so it fallz sometimes. It made a very loud noize and scared me so I jumped on the bed very fast and ran across Bertie and Torii and they ran out of the room and then I ran across Papa and Mama and then I ran across the table and nocked the lamp offa the table and made more noise. I was scared so I ran into the living room where there are fewer things to fall.
At first I was scared but then it was funny becuz Mama and Papa were both sitting up in bed saying "Whut happened!" and they went to turn on the light but the light was not there and then Papa turnd on the ceiling light and they saw the mirror was falled then they said "It musta been Pippi!"
I don't know how they knowed it was me.
January 28th 2008 1:04 pm
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My furmily is complicated because thare's both Mommy and Mama. Mommy is a kitty and Mama is a person and she's also Mommy's mommy but that dosent make her my gramma. Shez also cald Angela, but now shes calld gawn becuz she isent around for a few days. Shez gone to visit her sister who is also a person. Thiss means there is less scooping and thats good but Mama plays with me the most and makes sure my milk in the morning is a nice degree of warmth but not hot and a lot of time at night I lay between her legs because its warm and I feel safe. So even tho theres less scooping I gess I miss her and want her to come back sune.
January 22nd 2008 5:59 pm
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Tonight Mama cooked Japanese food, and it was fun to watch because there were lots of green leafy things that she put in water. The green things didn't smell very good to me but my kitty Mommy Lucy thought it was fun when Mama dropped a white square on the floor, and Mommy started playing with it. Mama Angela said it was food called "toefoo" and she could eat it, but Mommy thought it was more fun to play with.
But THEN Mama Angela opened a package of some flaky stuff and it smelled AMAZING! Akshually it smelled Tasty Unbelievable Nutritious Amazing! Mama said it was called bonito, and that it was dried TUNA!!!!!!!!!!! She let me have a little bit and it was sooooooooooooo yummmmy and then all the other cats in the house (there are like, twelveteen other cats here) came running to the kitchen because they smelled something fishy and yummy and we all had some bonito flakes as a treat.
That means it is an excellent nite and I knew I should rite in my blawg about it because I want to remember furever and also so I can remind Mama that she should give us bonito more offen.
January 16th 2008 9:26 am
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Mama got me a best kind of toy which is a new frend. Her name is Astrid and she's a Cheetah. Don't think that means she doesn't play fair becuz she does. Papa keeps making that joke like she sez Im a cheetah and he sez what, u dont play by the rulez? and she sez, that's not funny, or at least she used to, but now she just growls and bares her clawz.
Shes fast. Faster than me, even. We had a race and she won twice before I came in second the first time. She's like... zip. Like that. Like... what was that? I thought something zipped by? Oh, that was Astrid. Shes FAST like that. Her spots are just a blur. You can't even see her feet.
Shes nice tho. She has a nice voice and shes soft and she tells me storys about Africa where she caut and ate animals I never herd of like ganuz and gazells and animals like that. She sez Ganuz are her favrite and that it stands for Good Nutritious Unbelievable, but she forgot the A. Maybe it stanz for African becuz we dont have any around here. Also, she makz those storys up anyeway becuz Mama sez she was born in Capivity which meens she was made in the USA at a stor callt bild a bear but they dont just make bears they also make bunnys and monkeys and dogs and cheetahs, I know, because we have 2 bears and a bunny and a monky and a cheetah from there and Astrid came home with a frend dog whoos going to liv with Ant Joy but is wit us rite now.
I dont mine if she makes up storys becuz there nice storys and even if shes a liar shes no cheater just a CHEETAH and my best fren.
January 10th 2008 12:45 pm
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Toys are the very best thing to have, if you already have a home and food and Mommy and people who take care of you.
Mama Angela was going to the store so I said "Buy me a pwesent Mama!" and she came home with A BIRD.
Mommy Lucy and Bertie say it is not a Real Bird because Real Birds are not stuck on springs, but it does say tweet tweet and it has feathers. So I think it is probably better than a Real Bird because it Cannot Get Away from Me.
Mama Angela said she did not know it would say tweet tweet so much or she wouldn't have bought it but that is the very best part, after the springy part and the feathery part. Those are also Best Parts.
At night Papa puts my bird up high where I can't play with it, but he takes it down in the day time so I can play with it.
Except today he forgot to takes it down so I learned how to climb up on the shelf and now I play with it on the top of the shelf.
There was some other stuff up there but I knocked it down because it was in my way. That is what happens when you forget my toys, so now Papa will learn not to forget to give me my toys.
December 31st 2007 7:18 am
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I'm not even a year old but Im told tomorrow is a new year and Ise got to make New Year Revolushuns. I thot that meant like when I chase my tail and go roun and roun and roun but Papa sez No, it's like making changes to be a better kitty. So Ise got some New Year Revolushuns:
1. Kill that monkey toy once and for all.
2. Stop leaving Papa's earplugs everywhere and keep them all in one secret place where Papa and Mama cant find them.
3. Get it throo to Bertie that the top of the tower is MINE and maybe sometimes Mommy's but never his even when were not using it.
4. Get it throo to the world that I AM NOT A TOY!
5. Blawg more becuz it is fun.
I hope everyone that's a cat has a good year next year even if you dont keep your revolushuns.
=^.^=
Luv Pippi
December 27th 2007 11:34 am
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I didn't know words could be toys, but Papa liked how I said tuna was
Tasty
Unbelievable
Nutritious
Amazing
and he said that is called a backrubnim.
Then Papa showed me a book he got for Krissmass that has lots of intristing words in it, that most people don't know. The book is called The Meaning of Tingo. There are some fun words in that book that you can play with like toys.
So I have some fun words that most people don't know but are very common Pippi words.
Escoop: what you have to do when Mama or Papa try to pick you up.
Stumbilly: how Mama and Papa look when they try to pick you up and you escoop.
Warmdly: what if feels like to sleep in between Mommy and Torii or between Mama and Papa.
December 20th 2007 3:57 pm
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There are lots of things that are toys the a lot of people don't know are toys. If you look around, you find lots of toys everywhere.
For instance, one thing that is a toy is Papa's earplugs. He thinks they are so he can sleep but I know they are to chase around the house.
Another thing that is a toy is the mesh thing in the drain of the sink. You can take that out of the sink and it will roll across the floor if you bat it and it is funny.
Also Mommy Lucy's tail is a toy. So is Bertie's. Gilda's tail is not a toy because she said so. But it is pretty to look at.
The string on Mama Angela's pyjama's is a toy too, but only when she is standing up.
Look around, maybe you will find a toy that you didn't realize is a toy. The world is very fun!
P.S. Papa read this and he said he said if some things are toys that people don't know are toys that maybe I am a toy even though I think I'm not a toy, and it made me so mad! I am not a toy that people don't know is a toy. I'm NOT A TOY AT ALL!!!
December 17th 2007 11:41 am
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There's something happening called Chrissmass or Exmass. I've never seen it before but it means there are lots of ribbons to play with! I played with a lot of ribbons this weekend. It was fun.
I also got tuna. We only get tuna sometimes. I think tuna stands for Tasty Unbelievable Nutritious Amazing. We should eat it all the time.
My kitty mommy is getting fat. She is happy to have regular food and likes to keep on eating like it might not come back, even though it always does, because all you to do is meow at Papa and he will feed you.
Papa likes a thing on TV called the game. "The game is one," he says, and he sits on the couch. Sometimes he scoops me up and I sit on his stomach while he watches the game. I am not a toy and don't like scooping, but I don't mind watching a little bit of the game with Papa until he gets yelly and then I run away.
He's says there's a the game on tonight, so I expect to get scooped and I expect him to get yelly. I think there's bad people called refz who make the game less fun for Papa.
Mama human mommy is going to knit. I will also play with the yarn because it is dangly and unwinds when you sock it with your paw.
It will be a fun nite, even if there's no more tuna.
December 12th 2007 9:06 am
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Being scooped up by Mama or Papa.
Having my claws clipped. (I needs them for climbing chairs and peoples)
When Papa closes the drawer the ear plugs are in and I can't get any ear plugs to play with.
Bertie hogging the penthouse of Tabby Towers. It has the best view.
I think that's all. But all these things should be stopped because they are wrong and bad.
December 11th 2007 7:54 am
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My first mom is Mommy. Her name is Lucy and she is a kitty like me. She kept me and my siblings in a garage while she was looking for a home for us.
My second mom is Mama, who is a human named Angela. Mama fed Mommy for a long time while she was looking for us kittens. She told Mommy as soon as she found the kittens, she would give everybody real homes.
Then there was a sad day when the people who owned the garage we lived in took away my brothers and sisters. I 'scaped but Mommy came back and was happy I was there but was very sad my brothers and sisters were gone.
That night, she took me to see Mama, but I was scared of peoples and I ran away. Mama was big and made high pitched noises like, "Cuuuuuuute ohmigod Lucy brought a kitten!" I ran away and Mama tried to find me but I hid. I stayed in the garage a few more days. Mommy Lucy kept coming back to Mama Angela but I wouldn't come back.
Then one morning there was a yummy smell outside the garage and I went out to find the food, and it was inside a little jail and it closed when I went inside it. Mommy sat beside me for a while but she couldnt' get me out. I was scared and so was Mommy.
Then Mama came and picked the jail up with me in it, and Mommy followed us right into the house. She put Mommy and I in a big jail in the house. Then she went outside and saw the man who owned our garage and she found out that the rest of my siblings went to the nice Humane Society and they were all going to have homes, too.
Mommy and Daddy talked for a little while and they decided to keep us. I'm glad because they have fun toys.
December 10th 2007 7:46 am
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I am not a toy. I don't like to be scooped up. But sometimes it's OK to cuddle, espec. with Lucy Mommy. I also like Mommy Mommy.
Papa's got funny purple toys he puts in his ears. I like to get them. I get them from the little pot or the drawer. When he put them in a plastic case I got them but didn't get the case open but only because it went under the bookcase.
I like the monkey toy.
I like Bertie's tail.
I like Lucy Mommy's tail.
I like Gilda's food.
I like Torii but he acts tough. He's not tough really because he lets me eat his food.
I like to run fast and jump. It is fun.
I like to nap with Lucy Mommy on the tower. It feels nice. It reminds me of when I was just a baby kitten.
I like to make the spinny thing spin. Sometimes if falls over.
I like to blog. It is fun. Hi everyone!
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