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Small Town Boy Goes Global- Catster

March 13th 2008 6:06 pm
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So I am laying in my favorite spot napping away, and the human lady comes to me and says, "Maynard, we are opening a Catster page for you." I open one eye and yawn, thinking to my self -What is she talking about? What is Catster? And what is Global? Does it mean I have to get up and move or do something? If it does, can I just stay a small town kitty? So I hear her clacking away at this funny looking thing with a screen in front of her. Mind you, I haven't budged from my spot, I just rolled over on my back and hung my head down. HHHMMM, it is amazing what the world looks like when you view it upside down. Now pretty soon I hear her say to me, "Maynard, what groups do you want to join?" What on Earth is she talking about? Surely, she doesn't want me to run with the neighborhood group? I mean, there's some rough cats in it. They do a lot of screechin and chasin girls all hours of the night. She says to me that she has gotten me in the groups: For Love of Cats and Dogs, The Power of Purr and Prayer, and Big Leo's Alley. Now that I understand- the alley is behind the house and I like to sit there and wait for the men with the big noisey truck that steals stuff from the back of the garage in these big cans. They come every week. So this sounds like fun and some thing I can sink my claws into. Well, she starts telling me all about the group's members who have welcomed me into the groups. There's a cat named Simon who is quite a funny Orangie from Washington. There's a cool Siamese cat named Theo who she loves the way he talks. There's an other Orangie named Mr.D who has been missing recently and every body is praying for him to come home. There is an interesting gent named Alfienchat who speaks with an English accent that just makes her chuckle because he is soo cute. There's a group of Jersey guys named: Zeus, U-man, Archy, Hoboken Fats, and Leo. They are really funny and guys who are street smart cats. They have a sisfur named Venus, who is quite a lady. There's some California cats : Brutus had to have eye surgery, and his sisfurs- Ra, Isis, and Cleopatra. There's a real fun furmily from Florida: Maggie, Aggie, Sedoso, and Ralphie that are the most fun to be with. I think I have figuired out the word global, it means that all of us kitties from all over the world can be friends, play, and have good times together. Now, I like that idea! We would meet up in the Alley and go on car cruises together, have snowball fights, and just "hang out". As the weeks go by, I find myself falling for this beautiful Russian Blue girl named Cleopatra. She is sooo purrrty and makes my little engine roar. Every time I see her, I want to Yowl out to the world that I am going to make her mine. So for Christmas, I surprised her with an engagement ring and I put on my saddest eyes and sweet face look to ask her to marry me. Ms. Cleo said, "Yes" and I was the happiest guy in the world. Life is so Grand on Catster! Where else could a small town boy like me have sooo much Fun!


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