Not Anymore

What the heck did my mom do? I was getting used to being top cat, and now she goes and brings home this big dumb orange thing she calls Max. He follows me around and sits way too close to me. On top of that, he doesn't move when i tell him to "back off!" I must admit (but don't tell my mom), i do kinda like having him around. And now Mom stops trying to catch me and kiss me. Girls! i don't want them kissing me! They have cooties!

all alone now

I never knew that Charlie guy. he was before my time. but i LOVED Lucy. and one day, she went away and Mom cried alot.
and now Aunt Sue left yesterday. She smelled funny, and now she is gone, and my mom won't stop crying. I slept with her last night, since Sue wasn't there. i guess it's my job now to sleep with mom everynight and watch over her.
i'm not so sure i like being alone.
i'm afraid mom is going to try to get all kissy face with me now.
i don't like girls kissing on me.
and where did Lucy and Aunt Sue go anyway? and when are they coming back? and when is mom going to stop crying?

Who's Who?

I'm not the grumpy one. No way! It's that Aunt Sue! All I have to do is get a little too close to her, and she hisses at me. What's she got against me anyway? I just don't get girls.

I Can't Drive 55

It was a fun day. The house to myself, I ran from one end to the other and back again. Mom tried to give me a ticket for exceeding the speed limit, but she couldn't catch me. I particularly like when I hit that kitchen floor and I slide across it. I am prrrretty good at not bumping into anything, but that took some practice. After some good long naps, Mom got out the feather whip toy and we played for about an hour. Boy am I tired. I think when Mom gets into bed tonight, I'll curl up next to her and demand that tummy rub.

Grumpy Vs. Bashful

Mommy calls me Grumpy, but I am not, really. I am a happy kitty, just a little shy. Maybe a better name for me would have been Bashful. I can't help it if don't like other people. And it's not even that I don't like them.... They just scare me. They are loud and they move fast, and I am afraid they are going to snatch me up and plant big ol' wet kisses on my face! Yuck!!!!!!!!! Talk about cooties!!!