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Da Life and Times of Bonnie D. Cat

Da one dat got away

Well, as my brother Monster D may have told you. I cought myself a mouse a little while ago. I ran after him and grabbed him in my mouth then I played wif him and grabbed him in my mouth some more. Mom told me to drop him but I wouldn't. What did she think she was gonna do wif him. Anyway, the last time I dropped him he got away. Dem mousies are slippery little suckers. Mom thinks he ran under the recliner to die. I has been waitin by the recliner for about a 1/2 hour now and he hasn't comed out so mom may be right. Mom says I got mouse breath now and she is ascared to go to sleep for fear I might find him again and bring him into bed with her. She should be more worried about my brother Clyde. What a weenie! He just laid there and watched me wif the mouse and didn't try to help or nuttin. what kind of normal red blooded kitty don't like huntin a mouse? I am suppose to be the sick one. Now I am still huntin and weenie butt is sleepin on the bed in the other room. Mom is a nervous wreck now and can't sleep. She says she will have to lock me in the bedroom tomorrow so she can move the recliner and get rid of the mouse. She said I probably gab him a heart attack. She even called the vet to see if I should get an antibiotic since he was icky dirty and I am goin through chemo. The girl said she didn't think so but mom will call the oncology dept tomorrow just to be sure. She is such a worry wort.

I was tagged by Humphrey Lee Haunted and Lil Phiney

I am to write 7 facts about myself in my Diary and tag 7 other cats. Cats who are tagged post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to purr them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been tagged.

1. I lubbs to eat but I don't really like people food. I once had a small piece of chicken and a bit of french fry but I would rather kitty food.

2. I am da bestest coverer upper. I don't like litter box stink and I will spend sometimes 15 minutes coverin up. I eben cover up my brudder Clydes stink

3. I lubbs to hang in da libbing room wif da human brudder. I either sleep on top of him or I sleep in da reclining chair ontop of my later brudder Monsters purr pad.

4. Speaking of Monster, I lubbs anything da smelled of him. I neber met him but I like his smell. I sniffs in da closet dat he use to sleep in and da under side of his chair and I lubbs da kitty condo he left us.

5. I lubbs to get brushed. My skin is real dry and dis is da next best thing to da human brudder pettin and scratchin me . which of course I make him do daily. sometimes for hours on end. I gots him trained well MOL.

6. When mom says its time to go to bed,I am dare. I have to get the good spot next to her first so clyde can't get it.

7. I don't really meow. I mew. Took mom some gettin use to cause it sounds like I am hurt when I do it. Monster use to talk in meows

Now I am tagging

Newman
Pierre
Chadwick
Tessa
Baby Girl
Nas the cat
Princess Twixie